His family already had a bullseye on it. His father is known for having publicly debated a local preacher over his burning of a Quran. If anyone involved with this story had genunly thought there was a bomb there would have been an evacuation and the bomb squad would have been called. Instead they violated the rights…

I'm no longer in the Midwest so I'm weirdly comforted by the idea that I could get one at the nearest Target.

Icee is the poor man’s equivalent, if I remember correctly there were two flavors red and blue. It might be a mid-western gas station/ Quickie Mart thing? The branding features a dog in a turtle neck and now I want one

Why do so many awful people try and use “satire” as a defense. It’s like hateful and “does not actually understand what satire means” correlate in some way. You can’t do something super shitty and then just scream a random word out as a defense.

She was underage, even a 0.01 would have gotten her popped.

To be fair she refused a breathalyzer so she may not have been drunk. She may have just known that being underage and blowing anything other than a 0.0 would get her busted. Don't get me wrong this story makes her seem awful, she might just not be THAT awful?

I saw an exhibit at the MOMA by an artist who upholstered/made every day leather objects out of meat instead. It was easily 12-15 years ago so I guess it's not a unique thing?

I was talking about this exact thing the other day. A recent rewatch made me so sympathetic to the parents dealing with snotty angst filled teens and rolling my eyes at the kids. I am an old.

I wear converse low profile or “dainty” as they now call them (Blergh) they’re converse only with a thinner sole. They only come in women’s sizes. I mean I know that’s not the point, or likely to be what the description meant, but it is a thing.

I dragged a small sobbing Bomblette out of the laundry room this morning because; “You didn’t wash my favorite dress last night, I NEEEEEEEEEEEEDED to wear that!!!!!” That really go my metabolism going. I must really be a do something bitch.

Bless you my sister, for you are truly doing the lords work.

I think at this point Tobey Maguire is the poor man’s Tobey Maguire.

I felt like it had some pretty deep story flaws, and a rushed nonsensical ending. I would still say it’s worth a watch.

I think my favorite part is the $450 shipping fee!

He’s not a little kid but he is a schizophrenic who is off his meds, so maybe we can find some compassion?

He’s mentioned in a couple of different interviews that she likes him a little chunky.

We relocated to Texas and I was miserable and lonely, so I joined a roller derby team. It says a lot that as a fairly risk averse adult I was ok with joining derby as long as I met some cool ladies. It worked, and now I can crack walnuts with my thighs.

Disney World does the same thing but with the night time parades and fireworks!

I’ve had friends just toss a second backup bouquet of some kind if the issue is wanting to hang on to something special from the wedding. If the issue is more avoiding the melee you could always just do a lucky sticker, or as other have suggested; award it to someone.

I don’t really think that’s true. There are tons of quality shows on American TV, mostly cable but a few network. The thing is there is also an endless sea of crap. It’s exactly the same for other countries but we only see the exported high caliber stuff. If you ask any European they'll complain about the amount of…