My husband will ONLY use bar soap and I only use the mildest, soap free body wash (thanks, psoriasis!) so we’re stuck at an impasse.

It’s not conventional red lipstick, but Glossier lip stain in Crush is so good. Layer-able, looks like you just ate a popsicle, and is a really flattering red for the deathly pale like myself.

It’s not conventional red lipstick, but Glossier lip stain in Crush is so good. Layer-able, looks like you just ate…

There’s a well known movie trope that every time a character is carrying groceries, there is a baguette sticking out of the top of bag to signify that the bag contains food.

Ok we know this picture is staged because of the baguette sticking out of the grocery bag, yes? Real people don’t do that.

Before I bothered reading the article I was convinced this was Julia Roberts’ daughter.

Yes! There were two, New York and LA, and the LA one was in a blue bottle. I had both.

Also LOL at my typo while pointing out a typo

Please tell me the part where he said “persecute men” is a typo and want meant to say prosecute.

I just went through a tube of this and really liked it!

I just went through a tube of this and really liked it!

Just yesterday some tourists asked me to take their picture and I was pretty surprised that they were about to hand me an expensive smart phone with the understanding that I wasn’t going to run off with it.

In the lede image, he looks like your average moderately attractive freshman fraternity brother at a state school.

I had a flying cockroach in my apartment one time. I noped out of there impossibly hard and sat in the hallway for two hours until my boyfriend got home and killed it.

HOT TAKE: The only good chicken is chicken wings.

My undergrad thesis was on modern human trafficking and my graduate thesis was on the green economy. A’s on both!

I’ve fully embraced the ugly shoe. I even wear my purposefully ugly shoes with pretty dresses. Ugly shoes forever!

I’m stunningly mediocre, but my younger sibling is a college drop out who’s never had an SO, lives in my parents’ basement, sometimes is employed, and is generally a huge disappointment to my family so at least in the eyes of some people I’m AWESOME!! because I live in a house with my husband and have an advanced…

Once, in high school, I caught myself thinking that if I ever started getting even close to the fatness of my best friend, I would IMMEDIATELY stop eating until the issue resolved itself. Fast forward ten years and we’ve basically switched bodies. She’s very svelte, I look pregnant. And I love food too much to care.

Well, this explains all the weird sleep articles and ~personal fulfillment~ articles she’s been personally publishing on HuffPo lately.

Not items, but food. When I was looking for a few new nutritional bars to keep in my desk at work, I did get swayed by some of the healthy eating bloggers I follow on IG.

Is it possible to make like....one deviled egg. Cause I can’t finish the quantities that most recipes make without wanting to barf.