sounds more like an Iron Eagle sequel than Top Gun.

I’ve got the same password on my luggage! 

I’ll try to explain it for you in simple terms:

How is this moron not stuck in the Greys with me? I’ve been here for the last 9 months and never said something that stupid.

SWEET!

Ever had the chance to drive a GT-R on the streets?

I hear Bond discovers the evil plot as he stops for 2 hours at a charging point.

I hate you.  Have a star.

That Popemobile is probably the best SEAT in the house.

How much truck could a box truck truck if a box truck could truck truck.

*ahem*

Take your star, you kinky bastard!

I know some cougars that are into being suffocated. Hey, it’s not my thing but they pay me well.

You don’t mention the most important legal detail, what was the billfold wearing at the time?

A Yugo was also a very minor plot point in the Dan Akroyd/Tom Hanks Dragnet remake that nobody remembers.

Also in AZ this morning on my way to work I saw an, Aston Martin DB9, Audi R8, and got passed buy a class 3000 buggy on the road.

Try poking them with your finger. Your finger will thank you.

Pardon me, but do you have any yellow mustard?

Definitely outside the warranty period, but have a seat in our lounge and I’ll see what my manager can do for ya.

Hey, it’s less than a 1994 Toyota Supra.