Putting the blame on God is gross, but even worse is that the prof makes it sound like his committing rape on a 15 year old was a blessing (for Labrie)!!! What the fuuuuuuck?! I really hope that this prof is outed on campus and is forced to resign or gets fired. And I hope Labrie is sent straight to prison - but…

That was my same thought. I scoffed out loud. A 150,000 word masters thesis?! From a kid who is currently like a freshman in college. And then that thesis is going to get published?! What the fuck is this professor smoking because I want some of it. A 150,000 thesis is like 600 double spaced pages. The longest masters…

St. Paul’s is an Episcopal school. Catholics don’t operate elite boarding schools in the NE, those are generally Protestant (Episcopal/Lutheran/Unitarian). I’m not sure Catholics operate elite boarding schools anywhere in the US. The most elite Catholic schools tend to be single-sex day schools run by specific…

You’re totally right. He could become another one of those “ yes I screwed up again but gods forgiven me soooo.... No jail time?” types we see far too often.

The fact that this scumbag is clearly being actively mentored by an idiot blowing smoke up his ass and convincing him (if he wasn’t already) that he’s a martyr does not bode well for Little Owen not becoming a recidivist.

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Seriously! Putting gods wacky divine hijinks aside, The professor is talking like the kid was found smoking a joint in the janitors closet between classes. The kid raped a girl and then broke bail 3 times! It blows my mind what privilege can buy you in this country.

Yeah. So, the professor is arguing that Labrie should be burned at the stake by the English?

extreme affliction and malheur

I imagine he looks something like this

You can only conclude one thing from the professor’s statement: that he, too, is a rapist.

Joan of Arc did not die for this shit.

Well that’s a fresh take on “he had such a promising future”

Speechless. Just...wow. Putting aside the fact that our justice system is incredibly unfair when it comes to doling out equal punishment to everyone regardless of race and socioeconomic status, “teenage sex play”, “malheur”, “this suffering is your condemnation/consecration”?! Besides being incredibly pretentious it’s…

Doesn’t sound like a denial to me. She just said she “knows who he is” which is The Zodiac Killer. I mean she can’t just come out and say it, it’s Ted’s secret to reveal after all.

Excuse me.

Heidi didn’t not confirm her non-denial of not knowing Ted Cruz is the Zodiac.

My God. Fifteen years.

The fact that she didn’t just laugh it off and had to actually explain he is not is the most telling thing about this article. Also Ratagin, way better than Cruz and voiced by Vincent Price. Cruz is more like Peter Pettigrew on meth.

“Cruz was born in 1970, right in the middle of the period when the infamous Zodiac killings took place.”

Yeah, that’s exactly what the Zodiac Killer would say.