They really do have a great selection of off sizes, good brands, very marked down. If they don't have store location near you, you might try the regular Nordstrom online site clearance section.

Nordstrom rack. I'm able to find 32Fs on the reg there, good luck!

I’ve been told that I resemble Mila Jovovich for 25 years. It happened again last night in the emergency room from the x-ray tech. Yet somehow I’ve avoided being offered modeling contracts, movie roles, and record deals. I've decided that Eastern Europeans must all look alike to those with wonky vision.

Wait one second there; you grew up in the ocean AND hate seafood?!? Are you a type of vegan mermaid that was commonly thought to have been extinct for a thousand years?

My husband drinks a shit-ton of cheap CA wine. Does this mean I can start slipping him arsenic and blame it on the wine?

Yeah, math is hard, but it isn't as hard as dealing with idiots like you while waiting tables.

Yay!!! Somebody else who appreciates the burn. When I found out that the ex had done me wrong with a Craigslist hook-up, I left. And I also left his fleshlight(blech) with a thorough coating of Serrano pepper juice.

But how did she feel about dinosuars and their complete lack of family values????

It is helpful that she named the brands of perfume she prefers, as those old-timey French formulations are exactly the kind of pernicious scents that really have the strength and staying power to cause allergy attacks and the dulling of tastebuds from 30' away.

Great choices! I really hope that you've gotten some handsome youths to carry you baby-style while you savor your boozy libations ;)

Well, I had spent the prior 6-8 months working on an organic farm and living in a shack, so I wasn't really super in touch with the hot, hot, hot radio hits of the recent era.

When I was new to Austin and a brand new waiter in a nice hotel during sxsw mid-90s, I got sat with a band that were total dicks at the end of my shift. I was super disappointed because I thought they were Simple Minds who were also staying there(and were 6th grade crush material, so extra disappointed). I was over…

Chrissy, you need to up your Twitter game if you find yourself relying on old chestnuts like, "don't rub hot peppers on your mucus membranes."

My husband keeps trying to push our million year remodel towards the Dwell magazine esthetic >:( . We have a two year old, can't afford a maid, and he certainly would never be mistaken for a clean freak(or regular clean person). It is not 1999, the all beige/white/natural wood look=furniture covered in mysterious…

Omg, my husband is totally like this and it drives me bananas. He can spend 3 hours on Amazon looking for the platonic ideal of slippers. Weighing every single aspect of his choice against all of the other options.

So,I recently scratched my cornea in a totally normal incident that I'm sure could happen to anyone even if they weren't an awkward lady in their late thirties. Rushing through the kitchen to put my coffee cup in the dishwasher, running late for work, I slipped on a piece of scrambled egg that my toddler had chucked…

I have been to this house years ago(I believe it's on avenue F?) for a mediocre house party. I'm really sad that I missed the ritual slaughter of the inhabitants that led to the current haunting.

Thank you so much for your thoughtful words. I've been pursuing the path to sainthood through gritted teeth( if I don't have anything nice to say, then it remains unsaid). I'm a firm believer that the more people that my son has in his life that love him the better including my husband and his family.

Oh you're so kind, thank you. Christmas has never been a favorite holiday, so much pressure.

Oh shit! Did she ask for the tin back, you wastrels??