Yeah, I go head first if it’s a shirt I am trying to keep in good shape. I go arms first when I’m going for speed and don’t care about the shirt.

It’s almost as if... the outrage isn’t about respect for the flag at all, and that the entire transparent display from these right wing shit heels is just to hide the fact that they don’t care that black men get indiscriminately by police with no consequences.

Not without a fight. First, let’s burn down their mansions, get into the guillotine business, and see where that take us.

Your opinion is shit and is predicated on a judgement that exotic dancers aren’t worthy of respect. You’re not a troll; you’re worse. You’re a little worm who is afraid of women and their sexuality.

You are a small white man in every way.

Put the cigarettes out on your asshole, church lady.

Living in a racist country afraid to own its history or living in a warzone aren’t the only two options, you pathetic fucking bootlicker. You deserve your misery.

You’ve been handled, but still: fuck you, you scared worm.

fuk u got a gud brane  +1

James Bond is make believe. You, on the other hand, are painfully white.

Sometimes horrible things happen to horrible people that are unrelated to their own horrible actions.

Your loneliness is palpable.

I suspect this person has heard of Beyoncé and her music but is feigning ignorance for cool cred. It’s similar to someone who brags, “Oh, I don’t watch TV. I don’t even own one,” but binge watches Netflix on their computer and goes to their parents’ house to watch sports or whatever.

Comedians are probably the only group of entertainer who consistently use Twitter well and for their own advantage. Everyone else (athletes, musicians, actors, non-comedic writers, etc.) seems to consistently step in shit of their own making and not a week goes by when someone doesn’t lose a good job over a dumb…

Add “logic” to the list of words that used to mean something but is now just overused by dipshits who don’t really understand it.

Good on you for owning up to a mistake, which is a rare thing on the internet. But, nobody knows who you are, my guy. lol jeez

Because Charmin Sandiego is funny af

You went all in when you didn’t get a joke. Should’ve googled around. Now your ass is hanging out for all to see.

Next time don’t comment.