Stick around. You’re sure to love her upcoming singles “Stairway To Heaven” and “Bohemian Rhapsody”.

Because who doesn’t love to hate?

As a white Cuban-American myself, it doesn’t matter. Because the Spanish wiped out the native population on the island, Cubans are different from many other Latinos in that we identify as either white or black. In fact, many Cubans consider themselves above other Latinos because of our purer Spanish heritage. I just…

Yeah. You’re right. You don’t know.

Jah, mon. Everyone knows it’s spelled “Irie”.

Her album is called “Lust For Life”. Here, she’d give it all away for a “Stairway To Heaven”. Can’t wait for her next song “At The Hotel California, You Can Light My Fire When Doves Cry.”

I bet this sounded so smart in your own mind.

“That’s even nice.”

Oh, yeah. Sure. Your taxes are the reason you’re constantly obsessing over what gay men do. I totally believe that.

If you don’t feel shame for judging other people’s good time, you’ve got something wrong with you.

It shouldn’t, but it still confounds me how someone won’t take the time to read the article but will still bother to chime in with their worthless two cents. What regard for your own opinion you must have to think you don’t need to be informed to be correct. Short on time? Read the article and save the comment. The…

I’m Latino, and my family didn’t kill Native Americans for this land just to have some nerds turn our favorite carniceria into a stack of nondescript boxes. These worms wouldn’t know community if Seamless delivered it to their condo lobby.

Fair enough, but there’s no way you hate bandwagon Warriors fans more than lifelong Warriors fans. Because of these techno-libertarian asswipes, I can’t afford to attend many games, and I certainly can’t afford anything that isn’t in a nosebleed section. Meanwhile, some needledick working on Fartly, the app where you…

How did you learn how to write since you clearly don’t know how to read?

You don’t have to defend liking Durant to salty, jealous crybabies. You wear that Durant jersey proudly, because nobody gave a shit about my Mullin jersey as a kid. And, that’s because they lost a lot.

Didn’t get this, either. He’s boring? Not flashy enough? But don’t be too entertaining or else you’ll be a piece of shit like Draymond, who happens to be a big time contributor of his time and money to charity, or a showoff like Curry, a once-in-a-lifetime shooter.

It’s clear you hate fun and are preoccupied with the arbitrary fashion choices children make. Bummer recipe for life, man.

If they’re having a problem finding enough Americans to watch an execution, then it sounds like all the pro-death penalty wingdings are all fake tough guys who can’t even watch what they’re clamoring for, let alone summon the nerve to carry it out themselves. What else is new?

You got torched. You should thank desertbruinz for continuing to engage, because anyone without an extreme amount of patience would’ve ignored you by now. Anyway, this here is my stop.

Pretty sure “Toxic” is one of those pop songs that’s okay for the cool kids to like. Or that’s what I tell myself anyway.