LOL. Look who’s getting cucked now, commie lover!

Isn’t the Speaker Of The House the next one up to bat? In your scenario, you’re looking at President Ryan. But, what I don’t get is if it’s proven that Russia was meddling to get the Republican candidate elected, why the fuck should anyone allow a Republican to grab the reins should heads start rolling?

Your hunch is correct. During the broadcast, Bob Fitzgerald and Jim Barnett mentioned the tie and the warmup shirts were tributes to Sager.

I’m so sorry for your loss.

This is pretty much how my soccer career went, but I at least got a quartered orange and a juice box every game.

Where were you 25 years ago when I needed this tip and still wouldn’t have been able to pull it off?

Elsie is dead. Bernard strangled her under Ford’s command. Unless I missed something.

Oh, damn! Totally forgot about this game, and, boy, I really sucked at it.

As a Cuban-American, LeBatard’s Papi’s joy at joking around with Kiko Alonso has me laughing, his accent has me missing my parents & grandparents, and him mentioning arroz con frijoles, maduros, & picadillo is making me hungry. Man, this short video struck a nerve with me more than Castro kicking the bucket. This is…

Obviously, his comment really hurt you, but you know what it says in the Bible about not forgiving people? It’s against it.

Before posting, you should watch at least one basketball game. It really is a fantastic sport.

If I ever met him, I’d first thank him for the hours of entertainment he provided the younger me. The second thing I’d do is bring up this cartoon and say, “What the fuck?!?!?!”

Right? I still randomly think about it from time to time and get needlessly annoyed.

Is it “Cow Tools”? Cuz this made no fucking sense whatsoever to my 9-year-old mind, and I still don’t get it. The only thing that has given me peace of mind is the fact Larson wrote about it and said he was having an “off day”.

“Good news! Now, we alone can help alleviate the guilt and pain you are burdened with that are, of course, the natural result of centuries of our own women-hating, shitty teachings. Old white farts giveth, and we taketh away. You’re welcome!”

You got your precious attention. Happy now?

Fuck this show.

Suckers gotta suck.

You got flame-broiled, kid. Every stale comment you’ve made has been slapped back into your weak chin. Walk the fuck away.