You take that back.

Right? She could have a top of the line foundation blended just for her if she needed it... ouch on this one.

A gross, mean, unfunny version of Jenna Marbles.

Haha, no offense taken, no need for apologies! I know it’s a really dated scent. I mean, it’s not... Love’s Baby Soft, but it’s pretty old.

I... I actually still like that scent. Parfums de Coeur Skin Musk, a contemporary, is better, but I enjoy it.
... I might be a dinosaur.

...

I love the name Calliope. My only concern would be people not being able to pronounce it, leading to the inevitable permanent nickname of Cally. Not so bad, though.

Here you go:

It gets worse on the weekend, too. Reading Weekend Gawker makes me feel like what I assume smoking ditchweed feels like.

You know, shallow and somewhat incorrect characterisation of this issue aside, it’s possible to care about both...

As a sailor stationed with the Air Force, I can appreciate this joke on multiple levels.

Come off it. Tweeting and writing an essay are not the same thing. Obviously the kid is using colloquial speech in a venue where it’s totally appropriate to do so.

She’s so ‘I’m not like the girls. I’m COOL and SMART.’ Absolutely dislike her.

I’m just surprised that she’s still around. She’s like a bad itch.

Mars Cheese Castle or bust.

These things are tasty and perfect for stirring hot cocoa, but dammit, you can buy them at the dollar store, which, haute options be damned, is where I will continue to buy them.

I’m actually the same! I have a (harmless, but ugly) skin condition that makes me wear tank tops quite infrequently, but I look much better in no sleeves than short sleeves. I think it’s because I have broad shoulders and there’s a balance.

Yeah, actually. I want to know more about the world and how it got that way, and plot is admittedly kind of secondary.

Ring lights are awesome and useful, though, and I want one. So much better than a regular flash unit.

This shit is why I wear men’s clothing. Shell and cap sleeves can kiss my ass.