Hey, at least it’s actually illegal in Nebraska. You have to go a little further west if you want to be a sick fuck and get away with it in the eyes of the law.

THIS SEEMS LIKE AN APPROPRIATE PLACE TO TELL THIS STORY FINALLY.

I haven’t listened to this song in years (like... ten. Possibly fifteen) and now I need to.

Duckbombing is classic. One of the older sergeants in my office was on terminal leave, so while she was gone, my sergeant covered and filled every surface and drawer and cubby in her desk with ducks. I think they had like two hundred of the damn things.

Yes it is.

Too bad my willingness to deal with my hair, which is not only curly, but grows in so thick I’ve broken combs in it, is not.

Crew cuts forever.

What a total piece of garbage. Also, the nineties called, and it want its bullshit back.

I WORKED WITH SOMEONE LIKE THIS. He was suspended from his position while his background check was performed a second time because someone FINALLY got sick of his constant lies.

I did not need to picture that right before bed.

Annoying, gimmicky, and, like Alex, made Piper even more terrible. I miss Nicky too, she was one of my favourites before she got Put On a Bus (literally). I hold out hope.

I hope not. I feel like the show (which I do enjoy!) would honestly be better without both her, and the insufferable (even in an object less way) pile of ignorance that is Piper.

Thank you for this.

Brown diamonds are actually the only ones I like. Needless to say given this context, I would never own one!

Pawn shops. They get a lot of rings. They do not pay a particularly large amount.

Affordable and perfectly accurate. Never hurt to have one or two around, never know when a buddy might need it, if not you...

I feel this... I wear a 8 to 9 depending on shoe type, but have weird shovel feet so I mostly wear men’s shoes.

Eh. I’m a weight close to that at 5' 5" and wear a size eight. It’s really not that unrealistic. It all depends on where and how you’re carrying your weight, your frame, and how you dress yourself.

My father viscerally hates bananas. Until you, I’ve never heard that opinion seconded!

Honestly, this could be my theme song, I’m rarely more than fifteen inches from a lip gloss, wherever I go.

JFC I know. CdG is what I would dress up in if I ever get miraculously rich. I can’t even afford PLAY. But if...