Corrupted Ricky is my favourite.

And Emma Watson, not that her age stopped the creeps.

while to others I became invisible.

I used to have waist-length hair. About five years ago now, I cut it short. Then shorter. I now wear it close-cropped enough that I can order my hairstyle in clipper sizes - Not quite shaved, more of a crew cut. This has been largely my experience - I became invisible after years of…

Hot take. You’re really reading into this. Hair is a pain in the ass. Maybe she likes wearing makeup and doesn’t like doing her hair? That you go immediately to ‘needy’ and ‘screams of a deep lack of confidence’ is not a good look. For you.

Yeah, I’ve left and had the guy leave both after a meh hookup. It’s really not a big deal - At least, not to me. Sleeping is an activity best performed alone. No weird texts, either, yet. Thankfully.

All I know about Jimmy Iovine is what’s been posted recently on Jezebel, and that Ab-Soul and Macklemore (I know... I know, I’m sorry, it was on the radio, my phone was dead, desperate times) has a really biting song about him. Anyway, all I’m saying is, I’ve yet to see any evidence that he’s not at least a bit of a…

I remain baffled by my own hair texture. No one ever taught me how to take care of it, and I feared the brush - It hurt. Badly (turns out it’s possible to brush my hair without pain, but that’s beside the point). When I got older and realised it had to be taken care of somehow, I just brushed it out... and brushed it…

To be honest though I’m willing to spend nothing on a diamond because I don’t like them.

‘This asshole...’ is what it says to me.

Oh, I am here for this! A sample of my ‘fuck you!’ playlist, of various genre:

I’ve met exactly one person who was pro-internment camps, and I know a lot of assholes. So there’s that.

My father is in his sixties but still buys his wife just-because flowers whenever he goes to Trader Joe’s. They’re really pretty, wilder-looking bunches. Too bad my stepma doesn’t have Instagram.

I’m planning to start participating in Metafilter. They’re a lot more forward thinking and have a better commenter section without greys - Trolls and jerks are filtered out by the fact that accounts aren’t free.

Man, I just have to disagree - mayo is great on a burger that’s dressed with a nice fat slice of tomato and cheese, and nothing else. No donkey sauce foolery, though. Just give me Hellman’s and we’re square.

God damn this is on point. Especially that last bit.

I just read the Awl post. No more Millihelen?! No more Kitchenette?! Those are two of my biggest reasons to come here. Millihelen was the only subkinja where I was an approved commenter. Guess I’ll find a new haunt, in time.

Certainly not like unfocused randiness does.

Old is a state of mind, I like to call it ‘dusty’ instead. That said... so glad I’m out of my office the rest of the week so I don’t have to hear my coworker natter on about it.

I think it depends on what pad and what underwear.... That aside, I think pads are just less comfortable and ‘grosser’ to a lot of people than tampons, as well as less popular, but me.... I can’t stand tampons, they’re either falling out, or I can feel them up in there at all times. Cups flat don’t work. Pads are a…

Ehh, I have plenty of old panties for any ... escapee blood, but then, I wear overnight pads all day (you get used to it). For someone who can’t stand the feel of a pad, I could see these having a place, then. Just not for me.