Citric acid and the tears of sad children, I think.

Weird looking butt. Just sort of sticks out sadly like a penguin’s tail.

That incredibly obvious wig line, though. Even the costuming needs help in a bad way.

Also, prerequisite, you should be good friends with the person you’re asking first. Even then, tread so carefully. If not? Nope, nope, nope.

I have to respectfully disagree! I absolutely disliked the Wicked books. Okay, so the first one... it was moderately readable. That’s the nicest thing I can say. The rest? Better bricks than books. A Lion Among Men was especially insufferable. I didn’t enjoy the musical either, but I disliked it a lot less than the…

You are really skilled and these are awesome, I liked you on Facebook. Do you take custom orders for them specifically (sorry if that’s a silly question, I mostly saw clothing on your wall)? I’d really like one, might have to get in on your upcoming batch of custom orders if so.

... Peak. It was going to bug me if I didn’t say something.

For a more recent example, there’s also Emma Watson. The internet reached some pretty peek gross on that day.

Aw, cat has a little Neopet! Now cat’s Neopet needs a pet and its petpet needs a pet, so you can stack four deep.

Boyshorts, boxers, briefs, or bust. I can’t stand things up my buttcrack.

I love this. I would wear this with some stompy boots.

Bless.

Frank Lloyd Wright’s houses are so charming. I lived very near some in Milwaukee as a child and I always thought they were just the best and wanted to live there, so bad.

I really doubt it. Which is a fuckin’ downer.

That was me when I was in Oman. I’d never purposely eaten Pizza Hut before. But when I was in Oman... I ate there every day. I loved the local food, but it was right there on the pier with me, and it was... it was nostalgic.

Yes! And I’m not just saying that because when I lived in Virginia Beach I would literally order pizza from them at least once a week (I had a meal allowance) and sometimes twice and they knew me and always rushed my order to me piping hot after a month or so. The twofer custom pizzas are the best deal, double…

... Eight? That seems so late to me, especially if they don’t live in DC proper. Six sounds a bit more right. Maybe that’s just the women of DC that I know, though.

Could be, or he could just be one sweaty dude. I took a self-defense/CQC class in college and we had one guy who basically poured sweat at all times even when it was cool in the room - He said he’d always been that way and it was just how he was. He was also kind of a grody guy, sweat aside, and as a result, nobody…

White Sox! That’s my team! Inasmuch as I have one. But I mean, being from Chicago, I had to pick someone. I love it too, it joined the other ethnic group sausages to much fanfare. But yes, the weiner-wacking! So the sausages race at Brewers games, and during a game against the Pitsburgh Pirates, one of their team…

Brewers game? They added a chorizo too, I think! Also I was there for the infamous weiner-whacking, still spoken of to this day.