Starlooks has a box! It is, however, all their own brand. If you just want makeup in general, it’s worth checking out, as their products are a fairly high quality from what I’ve seen in Ipsy. Other than that, most boxes seem to be a mix, which is too bad... I want mostly makeup!

For the record, this actually exists.

I actually did this once, although now that I think about it, pretty sure it was anti-itch cream. Anyway, yeah. 0/10, not recommended.

This is good Kinja.

Seriously, this is annoying. And, like... hey, Pope is still Catholic. What are you expecting exactly? He is a better person than the former Pope, but not a hard act to follow, that. I’m kind of curious about the rather lukewarm response from the Vatican. Guess we’ll see.

So, I don’t wear dresses, I haven’t worn a dress since I was at most sixteen. But, I collect realistic resin dolls, and enjoy dressing them up, and... look, all I’m saying is, 10/10, would buy a miniature version of this dress and put it on a doll vicariously. It’s bad in a good way.

I’m so uncomfortable right now.

I have one of those old-person pillboxes for my vitamins and iron. Seriously. Also, they don’t taste that good. They’re just better than the alternative.

I too messed up my eyebrows. Oh, one looks perfect, all right. But the other one is completely junked. I’m getting them waxed next time. No more tweezers, no more personal trimmer.

I use these too. I know the tablets are somewhat cheaper, but I prefer gummies. Easier to take whenever.

I have a Kia (a Rio, actually). I bought it on purpose after weighing equivalent cars, and I’ve been very satisfied with its reliability, comfort, and gas millage, as well as the company. Plus, it does get a bit of hooning done, too. If I had it to do over I probably would have gotten an Optima instead, but…

I’m so sorry. I know exactly how you feel. I know it doesn’t mean too much from a random on the internet, but it gets better. The gap closes in time. It’s okay to feel sad right now.

Mysterious Skin. I realised I hadn’t seen it for a while (although I did write one of my best papers of all time on it in college - That was some time ago).

Personally, and maybe it’s just me, this strikes me as pointlessly manipulative and I wouldn’t respond well to it. I’ll probably let something go for less most of the time, but be decent and just ask for a lower price over email, don’t play games with me - especially really obvious ones. You already saw the listing,…

Ravenclaw, I’m boring like that, and honest enough to admit a little bit of arrogance.

And became flat and slid to the side and was just horrible overall? Ohhh yeah.

Yep! They numbed my whole mouth, covered my eyes with a cloth, and wrestled three wisdom teeth and a molar out just like that. I thought my jaw was going to break. It was over in half an hour, actually I’d had root canals (I have poor people teeth... this is a familiar topic to me) that lasted longer. That’s gov…

Right? I had four teeth wrestled out of my head when I was awake for it and then went right back to, well, being in boot camp, I commiserate with anyone’s tooth agony.

Tig Notaro knows what’s up. I dunno, maybe someone, somewhere cares, but personally I’d really rather hear about your violent tooth extraction than your new kitchen counter.