You’re not a very nice person. Running an errand off base is perfectly fine unless you’re a Marine, and in a military town (which, I’m guessing this was Fairbanks, so... yeah), almost no one gives one cool damn or another if you’re wearing a uniform, because it’s pretty darn normal. It’s really not a big deal.

True for Marines, and it’s very strict (you can only stop for essentials off-base - you may still get yelled at), but sailors and USAF personnel may run errands during and after the workday still in uniform. I think most would agree stopping to grab a game and go home to play would count. You just can’t drink or do…

Ugh, yeah. I am as well, half Mexican, half a certain type of notoriously hairy European. I’m light-skinned with medium hair, so my hair isn’t AS noticeable (on my face, that is... my arms have a bumper crop of dark hair, but I don’t really care any more), but there is... so, so much of it, and you can tell I have a…

I absolutely love this. Would I wear it? No. Would I totally adore it on someone else? Yes. I’m not even sorry about that.

Because she wants to be Jenna Marbles real bad, you can tell pretty clearly from... well, everything. Problem: Jenna Marbles is funny (in limited doses). She is not. Just mean.

Yes, he has a cute face, honestly. But I know that what’s inside is rotten... which makes him vastly less attractive to me.

Accurate, though that makes sound more conspiratorial than it probably is. It’s fully probable that this information was always something that was sensitive from the beginning, but no one of authority looked at it and officially said ‘yep, this is classified, put a sticker on it’.