The only insects I'll kill are poisonous spiders or those who will irreparably harm my plants. I can only recall killing a black widow near our front door in the past 4 years. Oh, and a couple of scorpions. But there was this weird flying bug. My son called it a worm roach with wings. I didn't believe him until I…

Awww! /tries to figure out how to send cyber dog toys

Well, you did leave the bed right there in front of him! :) There needs to be a new word for the cuteness of his face.

Monster is the real reason I've not yet canceled my subscription to The Internet. :) Puppy noises are the best.

This is good to know! The other day I was wishing that was still in effect. (Yo, there, Monster!)

I thought 'off-putting' was a lovely way of saying things. I think she's an entitled brat who is far below the talent and beauty of many actresses. And it's not so much my brain-eating jealousy that makes me detest her as the number of photos of her flipping off cameras or saying she hopes the paps freeze to death.

Aggro and shit checking in. I spent too much time nursing to waste time also napping with them. But the above photo is my husband with each of our kids.

Same here. I couldn't believe it. The man had a face in the shape of a smile. Who wouldn't love him on sight?

Seriously. I think they did a good thing, ending with turning the info over to the police. Asking a teen girl to change her feelings for a guy? Probably wouldn't have gone their way. The only 'creepy' part is the RSO, not the parents.

I recently heard a lawyer taking questions and a caller called in with a situation amazingly similar. I can't tell you how similar! The lawyer advised the father to proceed. It's tragic and awful, but the best interest of the child is at stake and he needs to be in a position to make decisions and offer proper…

They'd probably think I'm wrong because I have too many kids. :)

LOVE this! I want to post my German Shepherd-Lab (allegedly) mix, "I cannot wear a collar. I have no neck." Because it's true. Freak dog. :)

I have three kids with heavily locked facebook pages. (Okay, my youngest is never on and my daughter posts kitten pictures to her limited friends list.) I have the passwords. You don't want to know what my 13 year old's friends post and say (Basically everything I've banned in our home.) ANYway, despite all this,…

It is sad that this makes total and complete sense.

To me, also, the jig is up with some celebs that become rail thin after pregnancy. Oh, they worked so hard! I gained 50 with my first, lost 60. Didn't even try, I became much too thin because that is what breastfeeding does on me. Same with my second and third. So when I see so-and-so getting a weight loss deal? …

It's funny you say that. When I first saw the woman strike the child, I reported it to the store manager. He said, "Sorry. Unless she hits a customer, there's nothing we can do."

Yeah, ow. Skin-haulin' isn't something I would want to experience. The lady I referenced was slapping the back of their thighs. I did swat my kids on the padded behind with the soft part of my palm to get their attention; shock vs pain. But speaking of wooden spoons, I witnessed a woman in a grocery store pop her…

My eight year old recalled that method just the other day. He'd seen it on the news a while back. He just shakes his head. I can't imagine inflicting pain.

She does the hot sauce thing? Disgust.

I know! When I first heard, I had this visceral reaction. We're supposed to have Phyllis among us.