I did this to my new truck on my own front gate. (It was delightful to tell the insurance guy that the site of the incident was mah houz!) Mine looked just like yours, but from the back passenger side to the busted out taillight. I blew the tire and cut into the back-end paint. My door did not need to be replaced;…

Maybe after he's found safe? But, no, I see no benefit to joking about a missing person.

No one can cut my hair except this nice lady at a Great Clips. Costs 13, I tip 13, it's worth it.

That's usually a 'best by' date. We recently had one that had been in the fridge forever. Delicious. You're not that far past the date.

I happened to read an interview where Longoria spoke of Cross and Huffman as incredibly supportive, helped her through her divorce, etc. And that Hatcher made good banana bread. I didn't know enough about the show to know if that was an inside joke or snark. Guess it was the latter.

And! The mom "knew this would happen." Which part? The little girl's obvious, acute discomfort? Or something marring mom's camera time. I'm sure they're normally attentive parents, but that was sad to see.

So glad I happened to see this update! Your friends rock!

You did the right thing. I have said this a thousand times on Jezebel because similar situations happen much too much: Men need to learn that women alone do not have to be polite, responsive or care. I shocked a guy by yelling at him when I was running. He was totally shocked that I would yell when all he did was…

The picture is just all wrong. I breastfed my youngest until he was 3 and even then it was mainly just at night. Never once did he use a step ladder to bite into my chest and have a look-see around the room.

My son's classmate was killed at age 6 when he fell off the back of a pickup while it was backing up on private land. Tiny fistbump to your parents. :)

Yes! The entire -aholic (aside from alcohol) family drives me crazy, but I've yet to meet someone else who cares. There is no workahol and tanorexia is not okay simply because it rhymes.

I think when he gets what he thinks he wants, the dew will dry off the rose and he'll realize he's an idiot. Being without him will be easier than being with him at this point. Look at the mental crap he's doing to you! I'm going to keep yelling all this in a know-it-all voice because I feel so much rage toward…

This is so sweet. Have the best evening!

That was my first thought upon seeing the headline. I love Shameless and The Big C. Both women are fantastic. I'm sad.

When I was in high school, the church youth group was called Afterglow. So, yeah. :)

I immediately made plans to use that sentence in the near future.

That's odd. I wrecked my sciatic five days before I turned 28. The good news is my knees didn't start creaking until the day I turned 30.

The alum works. Just be sure to wait until you're home. If you grab a pinch walking down the aisle in the grocery store, your mouth will foam with vile swill and you will have to find anything, ANYTHING! in your purse into which to spit. Or so I've heard.

You've confirmed I did everything wrong. I loved the polish immediately, but the sides started to crack. So I, yeah..peeled off the rest. Thanks for all this info! I can tell the product is great once I apply it correctly.

Yes! And kids tend to go with what they know. Where are they seeing some 'sanctity of marriage makes the family whole' spiel that has made them decide they need Brangelina to wed? I assume they're used to the way things are as it's all they know. I envy their experiences. Hmm, today I've envied the travel history…