I'm always surprised of the lack of garlic-vagina on modern jezebel. It used to be the standard remedy. (It is alarming if you haven't heard, though!)

I am just happy to see I'm not the only one to feel this way.

Right! I remember getting together with an old boyfriend. Not long after that we both met and married our spouses. I've always fondly remembered that one last time of sharing memories and being together. I have no feelings for him at all, but that memory is still special. Kind of gave me an extra helping of…

This is just too...hold on I have to watch it again. (thank you!!!)

The visual you just gave me cracks me up. Thanks/hearted!

Hearted. :) I get so tired of the 'old people' comments (though usually those refer to anyone over 39.) My dad is 74 and just bought a new car. The kid who pulled out in front of my husband without looking? She's another story...

That's too funny. I predict he will google 'rotator cuff injury' at some point in his life.

I'll send you my 100+ degree weather. But I'm also sending you my plants as they've transferred their anger regarding our drought on to me. Morning glories hiss and my hibiscus is giving me the side-eye. And I swear the canyon daisy flipped me off.

I will totally do this to my kids one day.

LaToya's pain reminds me of when my husband cut off the tip of his finger with a table saw. Oh, wait. No it doesn't.

Yeah, I miscarried so the sign fits me, apparently. I feel so much rage, on my own behalf and women everywhere. How dare they. (And what percentage of these people adopt, run foster care, etc etc etc????)

Ok, my new mission is to find an excuse to say this tomorrow. Too funny!

I have never understood this myself. It's the same concept that make the owner of this subpar Mexican restaurant where I live supremely rich.

aaaahhhhh! love this love this love this on so many levels!

Also, THIS is where they put their energy? Really? He's living his life for God's sake. Why don't they do the same? (And dammit, today was going to be the day I felt better about humans.)

Thank you! Yes, Adam Goldberg. My mind can rest now.

Congratulations! I remember having the same feeling when my daughter was born, because how could I love another as much as my first? And then you do. Enjoy, relax, and love. :)

Seriously! There are four here (in my smallish town) who claim employment at the same place of business. Most state they are self-employed, whatever that means. And the one who claims residence one-quarter mile from my home? Never have seen him. I think that is his parents' address. So where is he?

This description will forever be in my mind. Brings a whole new level of creepy to the trend. :)

THAT's what that is on the rim of the glass!