“...not to mention blaming Jews for economic failure is precisely a tactic used in Nazi Germany during Hitler’s rise to power.”

Today was nice. I spent the day with a friend (and former colleague) and we have this really lovely friendship that can seem a bit unconventional at times to others, mainly because of our age difference. I’m 34 and she’s 57. I’m single with no kids and she’s married with three daughters who are all in their early…

My cat hated our roomba. He would run away when it worked and hiss at it while it was docked. One day we came home and found a giant turd on said roomba. The cat won. We no longer have the roomba.

If you think filming sex scenes is awkward, try getting caught masturbating to them in the theater.

My IKEA furniture would fit right in here.

In the spirit of the Gothic tradition, they let those farts fly!

stomach cat is second only to cat-on-feet cat. luckily, i just have one cat-hating cat so sits wherever she damn well pleases.

My cats are frequently uncompromising about wanting to lay on me. They object when I need to shift. They also don’t get along very well yet and are having a war over who gets the prime real estate of sitting on my stomach.

Farting buttresses? I missed that section in Art History! Do you have a slide? : )

He could enter my chimney, if you know what I mean and I think that you do.

I think it’s hilarious every time someone talks about what Jesus looked like. You know what he looked like....everyone in the Middle East!

Oh my God. This is amazing. You’ve made my evening. I hope your cat takes pity on you and moves over a little bit :)

You guys are adorable and you have your priorities sorted. FYI if the leather covers don’t work out, you could consider installing a swing in your living room.

We spent a large sum of money today replacing the living room armchair covers with leather (previously fabric) because the dog hair has become absurd. We briefly pondered training the dog to, ya know, not sit on the furniture. “But that would make him sad,” I said. “Yeah,” my scary ex-combat soldier said, “I don’t…

At least they are not cats. Dog farts suck. Cat farts are lethal.

Solidarity. <3

Savage move, Rabbit.

I forgot to add Florida to the list, damn.