You know you are old when the idea of sex at work just sounds inconvenient.

I see a survey like this and I have to conclude that most people work in a far sexier environment than I do. That or most people are more turned on by fluorescent lighting and the smell of stale coffee than I am.

They arrived here in NC a couple weeks ago. It's not that bad, people. My house is 3/4 surrounded by heavy woods and we are fine. It's not a swarm. They're not flying around like locusts. No one is getting attacked or mistaken for trees as soon as we step outside.

Oh you lucky lucky people. Cicada chirruping = soundtrack of my youth. We used to collect them! And collect their shells! We used to compete as to the 'best' colours [there are over 200 different types in Australia] and they all had nicknames, a few being:

The bigger question is why we have to fund our childrens' education through bake sales.

My vagina also has zombies.

"Vaginas are watching you while you sleep"

We saw it two nights ago. Like Franco, I thought it worked and was entertaining. I have absolutely no idea what he's talking about with regards to the fingerbanging.

I'm just so happy about all the attention that cover art is getting on Jez lately.

Yo doc, I don't want a second job either! But hey, is it really work to cook, clean, shop for groceries and wash clothes? I am sure you would call that "wedded bliss" as long as you didn't have to lift a finger, amirite?

What's so fucked up about him and his man-want-need creed is that he think thinks women are so different, as if man is the default, and woman is the flaw. What he says men want, that's what everyone wants. Everyone wants a safe, stress-free place to unwind. What he's implying is that women infringe on that. And men…

I live near Camden and know my local council run gym (this is run with the council) has 3 or 4 hours a week where the pool is women only. This is because of our Orthodox Jewish and Muslim communities needing a way for women to be able to use these facilities without men around, as it's not ok for men other than…

This seems like pretty important information for us to have to be able to discuss this reasonably. I wish you were not under the "pending comments" section so that everyone would notice what you were saying!

I think something's missing from this article - from the original source and the gym website, there are only women's only sessions - like women's yoga, or an hour a few days a week for women's swim. It doesn't look like men are ever prohibited from coming in the gym, using the general cardio & weight equipment, or…

Everything I ever needed to know about describing wine I learned from Charles Ryder and Sebastian Flyte:

Please go see a doctor. And depending on what type of "detox" you are doing, it may not be wise to put your digestive system under more stress when they already have a problem.

Seconding the doctor's visit - you could have gall stones or a gall bladder infection (amateur doctor here, who has two friends who had similar complaints). Seriously, if you suspect liver trouble and are in pain, go see a doctor.

Good lord, no, you need to see a doctor. If you're having pains like that for that long you either need a doctor or hell, you might need an ER visit. That could be really serious.

I can understand this. I get pretty sentimental about my uterine lining, too. That's why, for 10 days out of every month, I carry around a bag of my used tampons until such a time as I feel that those mystical tissues have completed their purpose in this world. Then, at the next sunset, I bury them in a shady spot in…