*Putin and Trump and his private security team.

Not enough gold plating on those Imperial troopers. Sad!

Jesus. If the show doesn’t win an Emmy next year, he’ll call in a drone strike on the ceremony.

You know that haplessly stupid but basically good-hearted friend you have who is often fucking shit up but you can’t get that angry at them because they’re so lovable about it? Well, Trump is that friend. Only not lovable in the slightest.

Republican Bureau of Investigation?

Nike Earhearts

Jeez. That’s like having Goodyear “Princess Grace” steel-belted radials.

Sweet holy plastic baby Jesus action figure in a manger made in China on Uncle Sam’s lawn, I so miss these precious people already. As President and Mrs. Awesomebama’s final term winds down, the missing of these two fantastic people is becoming overwhelming.

Tebow reached on a fielder’s choice...

“There is widespread voter fraud” - Trump

Trump is the most decisive. Decisions to change original decisions count as decisions too. Everything you try to call an “indecision” is actually two or more separate decisions. So many decisions you can’t even believe. Check the record.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

It’s called a Cleland Steamer

Wainright killed her too. Sorry you had to hear it like this.

Thanks for this great article, Barry. I am looking forward to the one tomorrow about that time my nana died.

rimshot

Not even concerned, cubs looked beatable. With the rest and momentum we still found a way and touched Chapman, very confident right now about the series

This never would have happened to Mordecai “Three Finger” Brown. Or lesser known Minor League ace Abner “I lost my Hands to the Krauts” Holbeck.