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Haven't been to New York since the late 50's. In my world the old station still lives, the banks are marble temples and the Empire State Building is the tallest.

Too much, too soon.

Let's just call this thing what it is - it's a Narcissistick.

I'm surprised at the change in Jeremy's appearance. He never was one to let himself slide.

I would feel weird if Don Johnson's daughter didn't do coke.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

I don't live in New York. I live in Texas. If you want to keep this up, I'll give you an address and you can come on down here and we'll discuss your hashtag in person. Thank you.

Nobody's here to talk about Daryl Hall? Just me? Okay.

False flag?

Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.

This isn't a dig at you, just a statement of the obvious - lots of us look at how Obama is treated by Conservatives and the media NOW and feel great shame.

I wonder if the people who think we should replace "black lives matter" with "all lives matter" would also support replacing all bumper stickers that say "support our troops" with "support all Americans?"

I have always suspected that all of Yoko Ono's weird tweets really just mean the same thing in Yoko Speak:

Well we have to realize that we created this monster. The Patriot ACT gave them more power and we started teaching them to think that they were Heroes and to be suspect of everyone else sense they could be terrorists. We taught them well and now we are amazed that they have turned paranoid and nasty. …

I look forward to the coach's upcoming TBS show "Well Ain't That Sumlin!" He'll dish out homespun wisdom to 3 adorable orphans. The first season ratings will be great but will probably pan out to be pretty bad by season 3.

"'Unsuitable benefits?' Haha, no. We call just those 'Garveys.'"

It's like Lord of the Rings Return of the King winning 11 Academy Awards. It probably wasn't the best movie (at least in terms of the tear-jerking, Oscar-bait stuff that normally wins), it might not even be the best LOTR movie, but it was a culmination of what was accomplished over the entire series of movies. That's…

The circlejerk over the Interview in the current moment, and the longer moment of the U.S. media's distanced and uninformed view of the entire Korean peninsula is pretty fucking disgusting. It would be cool if basically anyone from Brian Williams to Seth Rogen opened up a Wikipedia page on Korea and read something…

World War 3 D?