have a star!

wait.... Castro was on base?

Went to spring training last year when Puig was still "That Cuban kid we gave $40 million to for some reason...I can't even say his last name!" That game I went to, he hit about a 420-foot line drive that cleared the fences in 2.5 seconds tops. After the game, he was signing for about 100 people down the baseline.…

Real Talk: Wtf is the ump doing. At no point should he have been thinking it was him who needed to beat the pitcher to the bag.

"Smearing the sample collector" are the four scariest words in a the scatologist handbook.

I am reading this from my seat on a bus full of women and men who rallied right next to me outside the court house in DC today. I am saddened by this, but I haven't lost hope yet and I won't. Even if they do rule for Hobby Lobby, we will keep fighting. I saw firsthand today how dedicated and passionate we all are. I'm…

It was a very clear *offensive* foul. No way the refs would call it, of course, and especially not on Craft. He's my favorite player, but watch the clip again. He misses the shot, and the camera stays with him forever. The Dayton kids have the greatest moment of their lives, but it's all about the white "student…

Here's the deal... AA has these things called the 12 Traditions; they're alongside the 12 Steps. The 12 traditions are the guidelines for how AA as a whole is run; it took a while for the founding members of AA to start setting some guidelines & principles about how meetings can remain a safe place for anyone to get…

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

The good news for Penny is that even though he's down on his luck, all he needs to do is pick himself up.

"Valentine!"

This guy fucking sucks. I can't stand that he gets so much media attention when he essentially does nothing. He misinforms the public so that he can reap the benefits and even when they call him out he knows literally no one can put him in his place. It's comical that he still has his office. Repeat offenders will…

♫ Goodnight, Lady
Goodnight, Lady
Goodnight, Lady
I Don't Recognize My Wife ♫

"No, it's not."

The biggest mistake the landscape Nazis made was splitting their armies and taking one half deep into Russia in Winter. This war is over.

Most accurate description of anything ever. In the history of time.

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

"How are you feeling, Bob? Are you feeling better? And how do you think it would feel to bury your oldest child?"

-Christin Cooper

I, too, have found that the best way to deal with special snowflakes is to just pretend they don't exist.