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"No, it's not."

After 3 years of lurking, I created a username and posted for the very first time, just so I could recommend this response.

Quick, someone do Breakfast of Champions.

The biggest mistake the landscape Nazis made was splitting their armies and taking one half deep into Russia in Winter. This war is over.

Most accurate description of anything ever. In the history of time.

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

"How are you feeling, Bob? Are you feeling better? And how do you think it would feel to bury your oldest child?"

-Christin Cooper

I, too, have found that the best way to deal with special snowflakes is to just pretend they don't exist.

This makes me real sad. I remember hearing an interview a while ago, and he was talking about alcoholism, and whoever was interviewing him asked him if he ever missed having a glass of wine with dinner. Hoffman got so mad, and said that drinking was never like that for him, he never just had a glass of wine with…

No, dude. No normal Asian or Indian person believes in cultural superiority, especially our own. How could we, growing up here? If you think this is huffing and puffing, it's us saying, we're equal. The assumption in this country is that we're laughable, because we're not the norm for America. I'm saying that if…

Yes, because having an IT job that pays 300K a year is something to look down on. Don't worry. The oldest generation of Indians whose parents came here from the late 60's to the late 70's, they're only in their 30's, and their doctor parents left with no medical student debt, no MBA debt, and about 3MM in inheritance…

Seated next to him is handsome Hugh Dancy, husband to Clare Daines, and Fish's co-star in the NBC series Hannibal, which is shooting in Toronto. Hannibal season 2 starts on Feb 28th. Back to you Tim!

Was it the same production and done to placate egos? Because I immediately thought of this:

All the litigation, the notoriety, the deportation to Canada, and that country's subsequent refusal to accept him.

This is a miniature train crash.

A little too much "frosting" on his flakes, maybe?

If the kid had Poor-lio he would be getting pounded up the ass in prison as we speak.

As a male of Asian descent, I generally give some leeway regarding racism or cultural ignorance, as a lot of people don't truly know or understand racism and/or haven't been truly exposed to other cultures through means other than the Internet or pop culture. In this case, I have to say that I doubt Katy intended to…