Bubbleboat, son.

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

Stu: [ knocks on door ]

Deborah,

NEVER WOULDA HAPPENED AT THE STADIUM— THE DELAY WOULD'VE BEEN DUE TO D-TRAIN WEEKNIGHT REPAIRS AND IFFY 4 SERVICE! #27Rings #AndTheLiveryCompanyStillHasntPickedUp

What's the record for most games played before the all-star break? The ASG seems about a week later than it is normally played. Kind of a random record. The Red Sox can break the team record for wins before the AS break but they've played almost 100 games already. Kind of meaningless as far as records go.

Sit down bitch.

Same stuff happened 50 years ago with Roberto Clemente. His lack of "respect" ruffled some feathers. All the (mostly white) reporters used to quote him in phonetics... I'm not saying the way he is being treated is racist, but it seems to be a cultural thing. Give the guy a break, he lived his whole in a totally…

The MRI'ed of the Yankees

That's an exciting picture, to be sure, but it's not nearly as thrilling as the front page of tomorrow's Chicago Sun-Times:

Get in. Get it done. Get it done right. Get out. – My father, Fred C. Trump— Of course, it was many years before I realized that he was saying he wished he had pulled out.

-Chapter 1, "Selection Criteria", altar boy for the Archbishop of Boston.

"He wanted me to play yesterday? Oh, that's great. Tell him I was 4 for 4 yesterday with a couple of bombs. We would have won. Tell him I said that, then come back and tell me what he says."

I was worried no one else was going to get that.

Kurt Vonnegut's 1979 novel Jailbird was the first time I heard of the pousse-café. The narrator orders one toward the end of the book because he believes he's caught in some sort of delusion and decides to blow it open by behaving as irrationally as possible. The pousse-café in fact brings him back to reality.

Behold the first single from Queeg Destroyer, "One Madman, Two ball bearings."

People forget that Montreal embraced Jackie Robinson when he played for the AAA Royals in 1946. He always spoke fondly of his time north of the border and how good the Canadian fans were to him and Rachel.

Actually, Chapman & Ricardo's relationship has been strained since Saturday, when Aroldis blew off Rickie before the game, noting "I have to go get loosey."

That's a clown catch bro

Think they use litres over there, bro.