The Wife's Slugger

+ [Redacted.]

Moby Donk

Operation Petty Coat

The Cannonbull Run

Captain Crutch

Captain Crutch

Yeah, that's a good point.

Does he flip it to Cano so Kelly (the pinch-runner) can't score from third? So that a guy who can actually throw has the ball? That's some presence-of-mind right there.

Our long national nightmare is over/under.

Oh, right, 'cause that glass is all empty.

I see what you did there and there.

-1 parrot

"Manifesti d' Espresso"

Oh, Mr. Leitch, but I believe you hit the post...

...but I think deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke.