scalpers are why Hamilton is so expensive to see. If Ticketmaster actually did something to prevent bots from purchasing tickets en masse for resale, regular joes could afford to see the show.

Also, the acting awards that didn’t go to POC went to geezers, which warmed my old lady’s heart.

Could’ve been her ex:

Is Neil deGrasse Tyson challenging us to find something good to say about Donald Trump?!?

This is the most “things I wish didn’t exist” article I think I have ever read.

That can certainly be considered child abuse, but it no longer counts as a crime against the dog.

Starred for this: “I’ve had more than a few dudes write off my fandom like she’s not as gifted as their Mumford and Sons banjocore hipster stuff and it is so tired.”

“This is sad news for people who badly want to take their guns to Chipotle with minimal paperwork.”

If you love Michelle, I wouldn’t wish a third term as FLOTUS in her. It’s a bullshit, antiquated and thankless position, and I’m sure she’s so ready to go back to having a life where she can make her own choices about her life and career (or lack there of should she decide not to go back to work).

Jesus fucking Christ. She and her team are going to absolutely decimate this election campaign. Fucking scorched earth, march to the sea style.

I love that he waited and that he was classy enough to talk to Sanders today. He’s a class act.

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

oh my god I’m laughing so hard right now

I believe worst memoir title still belongs to OJ’s “If I did it”

Human rights violations, polluted water, unfinished facilities, hastily constructed (probably dangerous) facilities, kidnappings. All handy reasons to avoid the olympics this year. And THEN you throw a little Zika in the mix. This is a disaster from top to bottom.

Sadly, it’s exclusively because of $$$$$$$$$$$... Those in control - the IOC and NBC, essentially - make a gazillion dollars each games, so everyone else can literally fuck right off and die as far as they care

I still don’t understand why they aren’t at least being postponed. Do they really not see the harm of having a major international event right where this virus is being spread? You will have people from all around the world gathered, odds are a decent amount of those people will contract the virus, and then travel…

On the upside, they have got a doll of a female character - a black female character at that. If it’d been Marvel they’d have said there was no demand for Uhura from customers.