I’m a dirty, dirty Pats fan and I figured Goff would turtle but was scared Gurley would shred the Pats and Donald might kill our sweet, sweet Tommy, the Pats may have game planned it but only giving Gurley the ball 10 times was a best case for Pats fans.

These reviews really mystify me. I’m completely captivated.

These reviews are a joke. About the procedural elements, Sharp Objects and Homecoming did the same hiding information, but I suppose the reviewer has many moral prejudices about the author (he hates women!). The two old men crying in the porch is one of the most powerful scenes of this year, and the attack was great…

meh. turn your brain off and enjoy the ride. It’s never really been a competition.

I agree that the dialogue in the Nevada-set scenes was really bad. Lots of elements of this just skirted being bad but I love watching Chris Pine and India Eisley was fantastic as well. She even saved some of those scenes with her mother that were especially badly written. Chris Pine’s scenes were a combination of a…

I wonder if Manila’s edit this episode isn’t in part to make sure it doesn’t feel telegraphed that she’s the frontrunner. In terms of wins and such, she really has been so it sets up at least the illusion that she might spiral.

My thoughts as a Pats fan.

I hate that this is an unpopular opinion, but I am living for Monique. (And I don’t know if she invented “gooped”, but it’s catching on. If it makes you feel better though, my aggressive Apple spellcheck changed it to “goofed”, twice.)

“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most…

Did you make a resolution to be an asshole this year? You’re well on your way to keeping it.

Why do you have to poop on Zukka’s rainbow?

Smoking will kill you and I hope you can stop. Unless you get run over by a bus before you quit, which will also kill you. Rooting for you to stop, though. I quit after multiple attempts, 20 years ago. My only regret is that I waited so long to quit: I demonstrate symptoms of damage to my lungs, despite the passage of…

IDGAF, I’m answering.

Everyone’s a little bit racist, Kate Monster

Yep. The religion she was raised in believes in “Pray the gay away.” I was raised in a similar evangelical environment and it was damaging in ways you can’t imagine. I sleep well at night JUDGING THE SHIT OUT OF EVANGELICALS.

Personally I feel perfectly fine judging the shit out of Christians until they prove they aren’t the racist, homophobic hateful kind.  

My comment wasn’t because she doesn’t like bridal showers, because her comment wasn’t simply about not liking bridal showers. It was the haughty, judgmental dismissiveness I responded to: “What kind of person even does that?” “Basic” “The whole concept is awful, no one I’m close to would ever have or enjoy one of…

Whether it’s pumpkin spice latte, mason jar centerpieces or bridal showers, if someone sincerely enjoys something, I think it’s cynical to dismiss it as “basic”.

Well aren’t you a fun, “cool girl” and not at all weirdly judgmental about a common event that plenty of women who are getting married have.

Thank you. Seriously. For this piece and for being a great neighbor. 

Do you know about The Internet? That performance had about eleventy thousand cameras pointed at it.