relax, joe smith

Karlie Kloss Kushner.

Another person joining the “can’t watch videos at work” train... videos that don’t at least have a link to read and be able to skip the video are super frustrating. And please don’t say “watch it when you get home” because 1) I have the memory/ attention span of a 4 year old hopped up on sugar and 2) I have chores and …

So one way to make them less scary is to have them narrated, that’s for sure. 🙄

Pretty Fucking hard not to be, give the amount of snark that’s come from that Fucking Shit Stain. But if you want to promote the Racist cunt go ahead.

I’m a Tennessean and we really need all the help we can get, so I’m pretty thankful for Taylor Swift speaking up. Marsha Blackburn is a fucking scourge and deserves the guillotine, honestly. 

Guys seriously, can we just for ONCE, give props to Taylor when she does something right? You don’t have to crown her Queen of Jezebel, but legit, this was a good thing she did. Today I’m thinking of all her LBGT fans who must be feeling real fucking awesome about their fave sticking up for them politically in this…

I know people have a lot of problems with Taylor Swift, but I’m glad she’s finally realised that this is not the time for silence and political neutrality.

I swear.  Taylor does what y’all beg her to do and then you still find a way to shit on her for it.  Either you want her to speak up politically or you don’t. Pick one. 

Let me start by saying, kindly, fuck you.

“Help! My server speaks like a millennial nitwit.”

Were you having dinner around 5:30PM?  Were there kids on your lawn at the time?

Hot : Luke Warm :: Cold : ? Why don’t have a word for something that’s mildly cold? Don’t even try to say “cool” because no one describes their luke-cold drink as “cool”

I think the term is used to highlight the fact that Megan’s mother, the supportive parent who declines the spotlight, is NOT Samantha’s mother and the only connection Megan and Samantha have is that guy.

It seems to me these days that “lol” is more of a tone signifier, that the message is lighthearted and/or sarcastic in nature so the recipient understands the tone and doesn’t misconstrue, rather than conveying literal laughter.

That may seriously have been one of the greatest weekends of football I have ever seen. First I was going nuts over that insane Saints-Bucs game, but then that IMMEDIATELY was overshadowed by the Browns-Steelers game. Holy shit! How did the Browns Browns that up?

Yeah, I avoided a lot of talks with mom thanks to this book lol. 

I’ve said it many times but, I’ll say it again. I freaking love this book, it was literally the most helpful thing for a prepubescent me. As an awkward person, i hated going to my mom with questions, and this really helped me feel ok with the changes i was going through.

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

Everyone from Boston just calls them “Dunks”, soooooo