littlemissmasshole
LittleMissMasshole
littlemissmasshole

No, she won by about 10 inches. She was going 90 km/hr

The etiquette you follow is that it’s good and gracious to simply say thanks to the people who offer condolences. Any normal human being would have ignored SJP’s condolences or simply said ‘thanks’ and moved on. Kim has serious issues.

This is a west coast vs east coast thing. Families from the west coast, like my wife’s, see a peck on the mouth as no big deal. Families from the east coast, like mine, prefer a nod of the head and then not speaking to each other except on major holidays, like Leap Year.

I work as something called a Script Coordinator. Part of my job is to run script clearances to legal and network and get those notes back to the writer’s room. Intially I’ll ding in a room while the writers are going anything that could be suspect (choking on a food product, getting in a car accident, mocking a

That was explained at the end of the previous episode. They forgot to buy batteries for the smoke detector while they were out shopping.

My favorite Vikings’ fan winning celebration:

I don’t think you’re ever going to see “defenestrate” out of a writer who serves up Violent Paley.

I’d continue going to malls if it wasn’t such a terrible experience, especially Kohl’s. There are so few employees now, it’s a miracle I can get rung up. Then there are the idiots with a pile of coupons and want to debate every single one like it’s Brown v. Board of Education. Then there’s the merchandise. Synthetic,

I am always surprised when I see a Sears or Kmart that is still in business. For a long time, Sears at least had appliances and tools, but I think they have sold those off. Why would anyone shop there?

Most of you likely recall last year’s Super Bowl between Atlanta and New England, in which the Falcons somehow blew a 28-3 lead and let Tom Brady claim yet another championship. But many of you may also be shocked to hear that the Falcons weren’t immediately banned from all future postseasons after that disturbing

Too many now a days forget that humans are capable of changing.

Oh look, someone trying to out-Brooker Brooker by aping his Screen Burn writing style but with all the funny removed. That takes me back to 2006.

I liked how in the interview with the dentist, after he said how the woman on the street had a lime jacket and the investigator said it was actually yellow, the jacket that was currently on the screen changed from green to yellow, showing the suggestibility and fallibility of memory. It was a nice touch.

I would like to see this episode remade with an all Guinea Pig cast. The part of the original guinea pig will be played by a human.

My read was the that hundreds of simulations were all different to determine if the two would end up together in a variety of situations. Presumably in some, Frank got a bunch of short relationships and Amy got a long, bitter one. The computers weren’t lying - they really were analyzing how they reacted in a variety

This article is trash.

“We’ve reached out to Haddish’s management for comment and an editor at Simon and Schuster who’s worked them both. We’ll update if we hear back”

Right? Same here. Now that I’m old and almost about to dry up, I realize how many tampons I flushed over how many decades, and I sigh “that ship has sailed”.

Omg I can’t believe I used to flush my tampons. I don’t anymore but occasionally I don’t of force of habit and am like shit now I gotta grab it out the toilet....

He had children and his children had children? I mean...