littlemissmasshole
LittleMissMasshole
littlemissmasshole

Hopefully Marchman appreciates your even-handed coverage of your own gruesome injury. Get well soon, Chris.

Charlotte was awful. She was so determined to live out her high school fantasy that she didn’t mind taking advantage of someone who was truly out of it.

This is what I was thinking. Like, he’s an actor playing a character. It seems like she fell into a fantasy world.

Um.

She does seem a bit creepily obsessed with Krasinski and conveniently uses ‘Jim’ as an excuse to continue to talk about him. I mean, it was fiction lady, give it a rest.

Can you not just have an opinion without first needing to verify that others agree with you?

if by “we” you mean, you & the turd in your pocket, then “we” all agree.

I thought he was perfect for Jim.

It’s really weird to invoke Spacey and House of Cards about this. Spacey was an adult who was sexually assaulting minors and sexually harassing crew members on the set of his show. That’s not remotely comparable to a television showrunner deciding that a scene calls for two characters to kiss. There’s nothing

I don’t think you need to run 40 miles per week to appreciate the effort or takes to run a sub-3-hour marathon.

You’re attacking someone for having suffered a sexual assault and attempted rape when he was a child. Go to hell.

I reread Susan’s story twice thinking I might have missed the scary bit, but nope...still not scary.

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

I am somewhat flummoxed by that detail. I can’t wrap my head around a dog not smelling them, or hearing them. Surely at some point they made some small noise (a sniffle, a drop of a bite of food, etc.) that the owner might not have heard, but the dog definitely would have. I can’t believe the dog never just started

I’ll share my own scary story since I’ve never participated in this and it feels good to purge it out.

Ok, i’m going to post my own weird creepy (LONG) story, even though i’m stuck in the greys which i’ll never escape from. This is the only thing something eerie and creepy and horror movie-like has ever happened in my life. It was a reaaaaalllly long time ago, like around the early-2000's.

I’m so happy!!! Thanks for picking mine and to all the Jezzies who starred my freaky experience.

Last year’s stories were better.

Well if this whole football owner thing doesn’t work out, he can always go back to being a 1920s Cockney bootblack.

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.