You can take a long lunch to give birth, but please be sure to make up the hours by either coming in early or staying late.

Nope, nothing will be as creepy as "Home."

YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME. SHIPPER 4 LYFE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Can we have a watching party? With all our Jez friends?

I have weekends free if you ever want to road trip and get your Tonya Harding on with his old friend/new lady friend :)

She looks like a Real Doll come to life in that gif.

I have to agree with Bette. Something about Ariana Grande's persona is so off putting and creepy. It's like she's trying channel Brooke Shields in Sexy Baby all the time.

My friends and I downed Rain like it was going out of style.

Oh man. My bff and I used to walk over to 7-11 and get some Surge, then stay up all night at my house watching anime, reading fanfics (on dial-up using AOL), and writing painful fantasy novels in spiral notebooks. It was the BEST. Also, remember the Snapple element drinks?? Fire and Moon were my jam.

It's okay, Jessica Lange. You're the winner of my heart.

Jessica Lange clearly deserves all the awards, ever. So that reaction is understandable!

Oh Jessica, I love you and your fabulous

The first thing I thought of when I saw JLaw's dress was the sheet Ariel wears when she washes up on the beach

I would bang Alan Rickman until we used up the word "bang" and English would have to invent a new word. And then we'd use up that one too.

You guys. Can we not just appreciate the sentiment instead of wondering if she lit-rally wants to ban calling people fat?