Someone I know who gets lash extensions got sooo offended when I called them false lashes. She informed me that it was exactly the same as getting a kidney transplant, they were a part of her.

Then I have apparently gone legitimately insane. Look at that mouth. What looks like a row of pink molars near the gullet where molars don't grow, and a brown, snaily thing underneath. Where is the tongue? Yes. I am crazier'nu (all of you). I know it. But I'm still sure that there's more going in Tay's mouth than…

‘Kay, but does anyone want to tell me what that brown thing in her mouth is? Or why it looks like she has two tongues?

I can’t stop looking at Taylor’s mouth. What on god’s green earth is going on in there????? Bad Photoshop? Weird lighting. I’ve already spent more $ on my stupid teeth than I paid for my car (out-of-pocket BOTH). This woman could probably buy an entire body transplant, but is like a Del Toro Cronos or Mimic type…

I LIVE for dark British crime dramas apparently lol. I started Wallander but never finished it, I need to!

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

I never caught that one but I agree it’s a travesty.

Oh man, this article made me so happy. I LOVE Korman and have always been so surprised that he somehow never went mainstream (I grew up in NY and — besides Jia and Jez commenters apparently — am the only one I know who read these books as a child).

Better yet— ditch umbrellas altogether because they’re FUCKING STUPID.

I am so gutted.

If what she calls bra fat and what I call armpit fat are the same thing then fuck yes, let’s do this. Also, fucking armpit fat is such bullshit. I weigh the same as I did in high school but naked I look like a melted candle.

I liked that implication that it’s just a little secret between him and ladies. None of the other men know!

I don’t know, but when I have my period, I sometimes wonder how anyone does anything.

Colonialism: conquering the majority of the planet for spices, then creating the blandest food on the planet.

Woodley does always look in need of a good washing.

When I was watching the movies I couldn’t get past them having mind control technology but didn’t seem to have decent shower or laundry machines.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

I just met a couple very nice people through OKCupid (and narrowed it down to one of the options). So be courageous, and good luck!

Just do it! I'm going to assume you're a woman because of the knitting (sorry if I'm incorrect) but there is data that shows that women that message first go on more dates! Most of the OKCupid dates I've been on have been with guys I've messaged first. Just read their profile and find one thing to ask them about. The…

I’m blushing! Thank you!