fortunately(ish) i almost never have any bills higher than $20 in my possession. they stick together, though, and once i lost $60 at one time.

i must purchase a larger size of pillow case. i feel a fool to have never even paid attention to or considered there were multiple sizes of pillow cases. i don’t actually remember the last time i bought new ones.

this is a fascinating system. is it difficult to put 4 pillow cases on one pillow? i only change the sheets every couple weeks or so, mainly because it seems to take me SO LONG to do it (and also, it stresses my weirdest dog out), partially because i struggle to get the pillowcases on. they always seem too tight. i…

i’m an idiot and never learn my lesson, but i don’t want to think about how much of this slippery plastic money i’ve lost as it slithered to freedom from my maybe-too-tight-jeans back pocket. :(

yes! that’s a very apt comparison. to be honest, i’ve never watched cesar millan’s shows, and didn’t necessarily realize his methods were as deplorable as so many people on here have indicated they are, but either way, every time she makes a comment that “cesar would know what to do”, i get annoyed at the idea that…

a friend of mine, who does not own any pets at all, religiously watches episodes of the dog whisperer, and makes probably well-intentioned suggestions about how i should deal with my two dogs. i brush it off most of the time, but the more it happens, the more my resentment over it builds up.