These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

the proper dress code for running a blog is Just Look Nice, thank you for asking. 

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Stealing pumpkins is a sport.

Please take this comment back to 1997 where it belongs.

The sheets received good reviews so I’m hoping they will work for me.

The sheets received good reviews so I’m hoping they will work for me.

To claim that MTV wasn’t a cultural cornerstone for Children of the 80's is ignorance. Yeah not everyone had it (my cable company didnt have the station for several years after launch), but yeah - you’re still wrong here.

FWIW MTV begins in 1981; by 1985 50% of American households subscribed to cable; at its peak just under 70% of households, today it’s about 58%. Keep in mind also that you don’t need to subscribe to cable to watch it and I’d say that the author’s statement holds.

But only after he sings.  But, yeah, other than the timing, I don’t mind.

I do if he doesn't name some very key names first.

I too hope he dies, but not before his trial. Need to get all involved the fuck out of here.

No. But the horrible writing the last couple of seasons might. 

I think there is power to imaginary friendships. While Queer Eye is obviously a TV show with its own plot devices, a form of shallow self help consumerism, archetypes, and fictional tropes, I find when I watch it - I feel a real emotional release. This may indicate to some degree I have absence of meaningful…

Full disclosure: I really like Tan and I think Antoni was maybe at his best/least obnoxious in season 4. But of the Fab 5, those two definitely struggle the most with calibrating their TV personas. In more relaxed interviews, Tan comes across as down to earth and personable, but I think he’s much less comfortable when…

His twitter bio is “Mary’s husband.”

“’We are thrilled to be back home at NBC and writing for one of the network’s greatest stars of all time, Mary Steenburgen’s husband, Ted,’ Fey and Carlock said in a joint statement.”

So, so good.