Jason Isbell is a songwriting genius - also great on guitar and vocals. If We Were Vampires is especially appropriate right now.

I’ll see your Russel Crowe in Les Miserables, and raise you a Pierce Brosnan in Mamma Mia. Woof. 

Jane Goodall is actually on my short list of people I DO want to hear from on Earth Day.  She’s far more qualified to speak on it than anyone writing on this site.  So typical of you to make randomly negative comments like this without backing it up.

I mean, it seems like with Joan, unless you were a cool club kid like her friend who was in Uncut Gems, you’re out. Imagine...hating Jane fucking Goodall.

So are Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry expecting a child? Or are they new parents? Or did she give birth between your first and second paragraphs?

Wait, we are supposed to hate Jane Goodall now? 

Fake news. Their children are all named Trey.

I have loved Padma Lakshmi ever since Salman Rushdie trashed her in his autobiography. If she could handle that insufferable, solipsistic, bloviating arachnid, she can handle Becky from Instagram.

Fuck him. He’s a blight on society. May he forever rot in prison.

Just a reminder that Wayfair furnishes ICE detention centers.

My theory is this is a Dorian Gray situation, in which Olivia Jade looks eternally youthful, while her Mom wears the sins of both and grows more horrific in appearance with each passing day.

Aunt Becky walking into a courthouse looking like she’s aged ten years while her airhead daughter pretends to luxuriate without a care in the world is like the epilogue montage from a John Waters movie.

I could never rise to Monica Lewinsky’s level of magnanimity.

“Perfect Storm”—- Ohhhkk. Whatever you want to call your cleavage. Good on her for keeping up the momentum, but a spade is a spade.

I’m officially too old to “get” streamer culture. Like I get it, but I don’t “get” it. 

It seems like the pandemic is making everyone extra-thirsty.

A million times this. They registered in random island nations to avoid paying taxes and so they could pay their workers next to nothing. Fuck em. Hope they all go belly up. 

Let them register their ships stateside and pay taxes and then we’ll look into giving them assistance in a year or two.

Anything over 20 people and that dip would be unhygienic. 

Also this Virus is super-magnifying the disparate worlds between the Rich and the Not Rich. Biggest being how you can “buy” tests and absolutely afford to shelter yourself from anything, unlike the proles who are helping to keep the wealthy alive and well.

Also twist:  “I’m brilliant in one field, therefore brilliant in another after a quick bit of browsing data”