littleladyfauntleroy
littleladyfauntleroy
littleladyfauntleroy

A point of clarification: Mayor Garcetti has closed the weekly neighborhood ( lower case) farmer’s markets. However the (capitalized) Farmers Market, the original massive LA landmark situated between CBS Television City and The Grove shopping mall, per their website, is still open.

Li’l Sebastian always gets a star.

Seen a lot of people ignoring this. Kudos for writing about it. Tara deserves to be heard.

That person is a fucking asshole.

So, I live in a really small coastal town. Normally we get the summer people in late May, early June. About 9-10 days ago, (just before the weekend) all the NY and NJ plates started showing up, obviously not self-quarantining, shopping in the local grocery store.....and today, we had our first case of Covid-19.....a

In theory if you isolate yourself from anyone else and only going to the grocery store and other essentials it should be fine, but you are travelling state to state, stopping at multiple places for gas and food, you would be spreading the virus unwittingly and irresponsibly

Oh, look, more “rules don’t apply to me” assholes! Behavior like this will totally not prolong the duration of this global catastrophe!

“While we’ve been diligent about self-quarantining and social distancing”

I find it sad and ironic that a "real" housewife is publicly pretending to not know how to mop a floor. 

Am I a bad person if my first thought was “Hopefully no one”?

These kids are in their 20s.”

Blind trusts for everyone in a position of power please. Like, yesterday. This is so incredibly obvious.

If you are a bartender, bar back, or cocktail server who needs financial support, you can apply to the USBG National Charitable Foundation’s Bartender Emergency Assistance Program. USBG membership is not required to receive funds. 

It was just announced that Washingtonbars and restaurants will close , which honestly is something that should have happened at least a week ago.

“This bible school is open because we’re raising up revivalists, not pansies.”

you’d think someone with the name “snarktastic” would take things less seriously.

I would literally stuff that baby back up your vagina if I found you wiping that baby's ass on merchandise. 

“In case you missed it, coronavirus canceled Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom’s wedding. [Page Six]”

Also, ‘you’re being intolerant by not being tolerant of my intolerance’. I can’t eyeroll hard enough at the log-cabin assholes hard enough. If you’re willing to throw the rest of the community under the bus because of your purse, then you’re not welcome in the community.