“Now I have to be firm about this, my contract has a no nudity clause, but I will do sex scenes if they’re tasteful.”

“So, that’s my audition. Do you want anything else?”

I was gonna say...I’m a PA and do runs a lot during the day and Staples is one of the few reliable places to find a public restroom.

Not that I've been in one in at least a decade, but that Staples picture is fucking disgusting, especially considering that it’s staged (who’s taking the picture?).  Presumably she came there in a car, why not change the diaper there?  Fucking breeders!

 For real, was she just too lazy to find one? Or if you drove there, take the baby out to the car to change them, that's what I did most of the time. 

If you have a healthy relationship with a close friend or family member who has a great credit score, you might consider asking them to add you as an authorized user on one of their credit cards.

Everyone else can weigh in on the substance, but I’d just like to state that I hate his affected “Britishisms”. Dude, you were BORN IN KENTUCKY.

This article just feels like it’s encouraging bad habits. The answer is to not take on additional debt in the first place. The best choice is to get out of existing debt by changing lifestyle and picking up extra work.  

I personally think of this one

I can’t hear “sexy baby” without thinking of the 30 rock character:

This article is more beautiful than its subject.

That’ll all change when she reads my comment tho.

Agreed. Asking friends to comp their work for you - in any industry - is a dick move. If they offer a “friends and family” discount, great, but people are trying to make a living here.

$61k-$87K gross? If gross then she’s taking home about 1/3 less a year, right. So she’s taking home $40k-$59k a year and its pretty goddamn likely she’s paying upwards of $3000/month rent if in NY. So $36,000 on rent & util, she’s got $4000-$24000 for groceries, transportation, family expenses, and all those ancillary…

Say what you want about Taylor, but fuck if she wasn’t right:

I’ve complained about this before, and here I am again. *Why* do you keep framing excerpts from Jessica Simpson’s memoir that deal with her childhood sexual abuse as something salacious that you want to read immediately so you’ll be up on all the ~*hot goss*~?!!

Can we please stop calling Jessie J a Jenna Dewan impersonator and other regressive bullshit when it comes to these two women? Why are we pitting them against each other because they dated the same man? It's so gross. Jenna is happy, Jessie is happy, they both have dark hair, let's move the fuck on. Dunk on Channing…

The .001 percent of germs Lysol can’t kill.

“It sounds like what they need is a good butler to run their household, who can then”... raise the children to be emotionally stunted crime fighters after the parents are brutally murdered.