Dear Adam Scott, you were so awesome on Party Down and Tell Me You Love Me and now on Parks and Rec, I would like to include you in my next threesome pleaseandthankyou.

Remember (last year?) when Rodarte came out with their collection of female factory workers of Juarez, Mexico inspired fashions ? That shit pissed me off too.....

Pregnance = GENIUS. (sorry for the lack of accenting)

Retail Superstar.... Awesome.

I'm so glad that during these days of high unemployment, astounding poverty and various wars, celebrities are able to take a moment and self-congratulate. Thank Jeebus for award shows.

This is where I grew up. I could not get away fast enough. I fucking hate this place with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns.

Love. This.

W.T.F.?!? ..Omg I hate people. People are the worst.

Um, Juliette Lewis, I'm not sure anyone is buying what you say you've been selling....

I was a better speller when I was a 12 year old girl.

Snookie: I think its usually JUST the pinky nail that becomes the coke bumping device.. Having ten just seems greedy...

Fuuuuuuuuck. It's repulsive that "Fritzl" is a thing now.

Fuck you, AA. I REFUSE to feel bad about my body today.

Word. I hate all this "Think different, just like meeee!" bull-shite. It takes all kinds, damnitt.

In my head Det. Bensen kicks his ass, the Lt. rips the badge from his shirt and the ADA sends him up the river.

Blair fucking Underwood. Anytime, anywhere, Mr. Underwood.

SEAL. Also, Kerry Washington is sooooo foxy. Also, I though J-Hud was hotter before the weight loss..

Ok, right?!? I KNOW I saw that photo months ago...

Of course Heidi's horse is blonde.

LA doesn't want her. We have enough do-nothings with entitlement.