GMA has a wardrobe department and a budget in which to dress their anchors. I do wardrobe on a tv show and ridiculously expensive items of clothing are de rigueur.

Well, he is dealing with a child....

Yay! End Times! Someone go get Kirk Cameron while the Flying Spaghetti monster and I whip up a pitcher of purple kool-aid!

Word on the people of all stripes thing... Reading some of the Jezzies comments has left me cold.

Who gives a shit what consenting adults do? Sweet fucking Jeebus.

I live in HP tooooo! Viva la taquerias!

Not sure I believe that you believe what you tweeted there, Russell.

This is fucking racist and fuck the apologists.

Florida, huh? Shocking.

I did escape to a coastal metropolis, LA, but alas, I have to go back to Topeka to visit family. I might start insisting they come to CA to visit me as I can't stand the thought of putting my foot on that soil right now.

I fucking hate my home state. Way to go you fucking morons. As though taking evolution out of the schools wasn't enough. Now you shoot abortion providers, steal medical records and harass citizens... FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKS.

Yes. Pleeze.... and maybe make Ted a little less Ross whileyeratit!

Succinct.

Steve Jobs' family vaca videos.

more edgy (oh! black and white this time!) photos of wealthy white people. thanks for re-inventing the wheel, terry richardson.

Martha P.: you are much more likable via tweet than via face to face. Please enjoy.

Can we add Kansas to the ever growing list of states that can go fuck themselves? I would like to give Ok, MO, WY, UT and TX "honorable" mention as well.....

I would very much like to curl up inside those ears and take a nap please and thank you!

You just made my Monday!!! Hearted!

Oh Stephen Baldwin, you are such a pious piece of horse shit.