I know I’m late to the party and no one will see this, but I’m going to shout it from the rooftops anyway:

At the request of Lucille Booth’s favorite breakfast, here’s a reply I made downthread, to counter the WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY arguments:

Our Golden, Duke, was our ring bearer! He had a special bow tie collar made out of the same material as my husband’s tie and carried the ring in a little pouch attached to the collar. He ran down the aisle before my dad and I walked and then sat nicely through the ceremony. He was so good and then perfect during the…

Can't stop laughing at Obviously Clint.

I thought maybe I’d be sad about Mother’s Day because this is my first one as a single mom, but I decided to take it as a Treat Yo Self weekend. It has been AWESOME. New pinata cake pan? TREAT YO SELF. New nail polish even though you have a billion? TREAT YO SELF. Entire afternoon off from parenting to prepare for a…

I have twice! You might have seen my comment on the post about when I got my little swallow in Montana. I also got a tattoo on my senior trip to Europe when I was 17. A group of us, unsupervised of course, walked into a tattoo parlor in Madrid and pointed to the small flash pieces that we wanted. Since there was a…

When I found out that my abusive ex-husband was also a cheating then-current-husband, I kicked his ass out. In August. In Georgia. In 100 degree weather. After screaming at ex with such ferocity that even The World’s Most Docile Dog was growling at me, I threw ex out and locked the door. I could hear him calling…

Shrimps, shrimps wherever you can hide them!

I HAVE A JD AND A PHD AND I BILL MY TIME AT OVER $500 AN HOUR AND I AM READING YOUR COMMENT AND ALSO COMMENTING ON YOUR COMMENT AND APPRECIATING YOUR HARD WORK.

ERIN AND SARAH’S MANSION IS THE SAME MANSION KOURTNEY AND SCOTT USED TO LIVE IN

She gave him some front hugs like a slutty heathen a few times so no point in wearing white now.

And apparently men as well, given your trolling for attention.

don't worry cos it does mean loyalty。忠is the combo of 中which means centre and 心which mean heart, because loyalty lies in the heart hence the saying 忠心耿耿。I am Taiwanese, and mandarin is our language. Although Japanese Kanji can sometimes have different meanings hereちゅうせい=忠誠 Has the same meaning as the Chinese…

We don't have matching tats but this was our custom drawn wedding invitation I got on my arm for our anniversary. Our rooster was our ring bearer

When I started dating my husband, he had a huge replica of Gainsborough's 'The Honourable Mrs. Graham'. She had come with the house and he affectionately called her Lady Graham. She came with him when he moved in with me and as we started looking at houses to buy, we always had the "where will we put the lady?"…

We met on a zombie preparedness website.

Husband designed them. Mimics the art on the back on our first stove in our first kitchen that we shared together. We love to cook, eat and entertain.

Did you make up that pattern yourself? There's a lot of color stuff going on and I'm super impressed! I'm also crazy impressed about how precise it is. The last quilt I made ended up ever so slightly crooked if you really looked at how everything lined up. I have no idea how I managed that, since I did all of the…

And you know what? It looks great.

bitch it might, you don't know her fucking life.