Kiddie pool and backyard owner here: can confirm that on a sweltering day putting a few beach chairs in a cold garden hose-filled kiddie pool paired with some beers is surprisingly comfortable and refreshing.

I developed a sunscreen allergy (to benzones in chemical-based sunscreen, specifically) as an adult and have been using mineral-based sunscreen for the last few years. It can be harder to rub in then chemical options, but it’s a thicker, non-greasy coating (as you’re essentially smearing clay on yourself) and a great…

Hmmm... Yes, I see. These certainly are words composing an article.

It starts with DNA repairing sunscreen and ends with Resident Evil

While the Wired article does link to a few actual studies, the delivery studies are nice but ultimately insufficient, since the activity of enzymes delivered was not proven. The Lancet article where they showed topical creams containing T4N5 was effective should be taken with the giant caveat that they were used on…

We also have rampant diabetes and gout!

Richardson recommends that to be on the safe side and increase your chances of getting through Customs and Border Protection smoothly, you should bring a copy of child’s birth certificate.You can get the document notarized for additional proof if you’d like, but Richardson says that’s up to you.

Mahalo Katie for making me crave Leonard’s Bakery!  Also, most Hawaiians think “Hawaiian pizza” is an abomination!

Not even Hawaiians put pineapple in everything!  It actually has a much more diverse food culture than people realize, between the local tropical foods, influence from Asia, and a heavy dose of Portuguese influence.   I hope you get to visit someday - have a Portuguese donut - a malasada - with or without the haupia…

Agent: Hold up, this isn’t your kid. Are you up to something shady?

His disgusting pizza has already been panned by pizza aficionados worldwide, not just in liberal California Pizza Kitchens. My Paesano Hungry Howie wouldn’t even eat that crap, and he’s pretty Mellow.

The sbarro is pretty low for these puns. 

Ways to describe yesterday’s changes in Papa’s net worth:  Red, Barren

Papa John’s is on very Shakey ground.

Really caesed the pun there, a little.

What makes this “Hawaiian”?  Other than the inclusion of soy sauce, this looks like the same macaroni salad you can get in any NYC deli. 

To top it all, I predict the Godfather will make him an offer he can’t refuse.

I’ll have to Sbarro that joke from you and use it later.

That’s....tuna salad and a whole other ball game. 

One of my best friends is a Hawaiian local, so when I visited him he would take me to Rainbow Drive-In and various Zippy’s just to get my fill of plate lunches.

I usually ordered the loco moco, and would have one of the scoops of rice replaced with another scoop of mac salad, which is really the only reasonable way to…