I only really see pineapple at places that cater specifically to tourists.

Rampant might be an understatement. 

I'd recommend upping the green onion and axing the celery. Also seen several places that add a few black olives. 

This is why you should get married and have children when you’re young. If you don’t have any assets or a professional reputation built up yet, then changing your name is no big deal.

Nah. It’s not their job. They ain’t trained for it. They're just being nosey and judgmental.

Wait, a 15 yr old? Isn’t that old enough to fly unaccompanied? This seems ridiculous.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

They’re meh at best. It was a joke.

That's pretty good advice for the youngsters out there. 

Yeah, people look at me like I’m a crazy person when’s I mention anything dealing with literature. I’m not the most well read individual, but I know enough to be semi-useful at bar trivia. It’s wild how acceptable it has become to be practically illiterate (especially for men).

Why you gotta hate on the cheddar bay biscuits though?

It’s been a few years since I looked at any dating profiles, but from my experience the women on these sites aren’t exactly Jane Austen or Maya Angelou either. I'd say Americans in general are getting progressively worse at communicating in written English. 

Exactly what I was thinking:

Lifehack: take vacations to Japan, buy good knives as souvenirs when you get there and use them for any cooking you do while there.

Most ridiculous: electric griddle and long extension cord while camping to make breakfast.

Yeah, America has a really dumb obsession with underdog narratives and ideas that the everyman can make it big if they’d just get a break (never mind the work, preparation, and talent it takes to take advantage of the break).

He put on some pounds, but he's no Roy Nelson

One on hand, Lesnar hasn’t won in the UFC since 2010 and hasn’t really been relevant since? (Not that big of a fan and too lazy to google)

Not sure what the angry stand have to complain about. I like DC, but even a clean Jones is probably beating him 9 times out of 10. Sucks that what may be the greatest talent that sport has seen had his career derailed by drugs (both peds and recreational).

I guess it depends somewhat on the humidity, but a lot of folks would probably agree that 85 is cool enough for some lighter long sleeves.