It’s a shame, you know? This judge had such a bright judiciary career in front of him, it is just a shame that this one little verdict will mess up his entire future.

GO GET HIM OBAMA

Yep. If only Pinkham would return with Behind Closed Ovens!

I’m praying for the resurrection of Milli and Kitchenette if Jez hopefully does survive. I miss those two so bad.

I am a fan of the dewy look/K beauty/Glossier/Milk/etc, but I personally have to draw the line at eye gloss. I feel like if I wore it I would look like I cut out pieces of a Silpat and glued them to my eyelids. Not really even digging it on the model here. But! I do see the merits of eye gloss in the context of making…

What if you don’t have to pick a side?

why do we cling to a fantasy where celebs have to be Besties? Some people just don’t get along. It’s fine.

There are more important places to direct my outrage today than at 2013 Amy Schumer. Shitty thing to say, probably came from a pretty good place. Tig’s reaction to it was flawless, measured, spontaneous, honest. They’re obviously not friends but they’re two cool ladies who don’t work together anymore so let’s just…

Do you remember the time you wrote:

That’s a pretty harsh sentence for Canada

On a related note, here’s the most fucked up thing I’ve read in a long while. I’m reading Governor Bradford’s diary of the first twenty years of life in the Plymouth colony, and late in the book he relates one episode in which a teenage boy was caught sodomizing a farm animal. He eventually confessed to relations with…

His ad reminded me so much of https://www.jonahryanforcongress.com/

It sounds like the Facebook posts my sister’s 20 year old friends about their various relationships. A lot of “I DONT CARE WHAT THE HATERS SAY I KNOW YOU LOVE ME can’t wait to spend forever with you even though it’s hard BUT NOT AS HARD AS SOME PEOPLE SAY NOT WHEN YOURE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER” and then a breakup which…

Since this is a dirt bag I’m going to share a link from a weird religious site about Dakota Meyer because it has so much juicy, judgy gossip about him I am bugging out - I consider it a gossip must read.

I say that baby will be born before the end of the year but Bristol will pretend to give birth next March at the earliest.

Likelihood Bristol spits about her kid in 7 months? I'm going with 75%.

No one gives a shit about your boner, my dude.

Just wait until the dead sister comes back with a completely new face and identity!

So both of these twins were the evil one?