Can we contrast the way his parents reacted though with the way that asshole Stanford student’s dad reacted? Originally he was given bail on the condition he stayed with his parents. A day or so after that happened he confessed to his mother that he was guilty. She called the police and basically told them to get him…

I now want the promised GoT spinoff to be EITHER a. Davos pledging his counsel to Lyanna Mormont and the two of them chilling at Bear Island together, or b. the Tormund/ Brienne / Jaime romcom Westeros deserves.

Blackfish is the hottest 70 year old in Westeros and did more with a glare than anyone else. Jaime was not that impressive.

LADY MORMONT FOR LIFE. I would have just thrown my shit down and pledged my life to her right then and there. If her and Davos had a podcast, I would finally listen to podcasts.

First, I want to be Lyanna Mormont when I grow up.

To be fair, she doesn’t have a dick either. One could charitably read Yara as suggesting that there is more to sex than “p in v.” But yes, I found myself cringing for Theon (still a weird sensation) as well.

They’re going to do Lady Stoneheart. I can feel it. All the pieces are still there and the internet is going to break.

If Davos dies I am done. DONE. after having to watch Hodor and my precious dire wolf...I WILL QUIT.

I want the High Sparrow to die horribly. I hate evangelical religion, I’ve been a little bummed by how obsessed this season has been with faith. At least the septon hanging out with the hound was all “maybe they’re all the same god, who the fuck knows!”

My guess, Sansa gets the Vale’s help and then after Winterfell’s back casually reveals, “oh, btw, Vale dudes, Littlefinger killed Lysa Aryyn by dropping her out the moon door!” and the Vale knights turn on him.

I don’t recall if Lyanna Mormont appears in the books, but I do know that I was far more upset by her mother’s death at the Red Wedding than I was by Robb’s so I was super excited to see her being such a young badass.

Thought it was equal parts creepy/hilarious that the High Sparrow’s sex advice is basically, “Lie back and think of Westeros.”

When Lyanna Mormont holds up her Trump-sized hand dismissively to the maester?! Swoon. Now I want Lyanna to sit the Iron Throne come the series finale, while Yara and Daenerys get married and raise dragons together.

SANDOR MOTHERFUCKIN CLEGANE!!! FUCK YEAH!!! EAT ALL THE FUCKING CHICKENS!!!

My partner and I mutually agreed to our sleeping arrangements, he’s hardly a victim. You should communicate with your spouse rather than strangers on the Internet.

It’s like something out of Downton Abbey. I always joke that our seperate bedrooms are the classiest thing about us.

Do nothing but report on Housewives shows every hour on the hour for ever great thanks

I will never, ever, ever judge any arrangement that allows moms to sleep through the night. I was so hard on myself (while battling postpartum, no less) when I decided to let my daughter sleep in my bed at 6 weeks old, and it was the smartest thing I could do for my depressed, sleep-deprived self. (I rarely move in my…

I think my MIL has finally given up hope with my child-rearing choices.