What is going on with those pants and that ill-fitting shirt?

I’m interested in why John (Lesley) Theodore of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania got a name-drop while the other nephews and nieces did not.

Probably when his face started puffing up and he realized the bowtie just accentuated the lack of distinction between his face and his neck.

Go Army!

9 in mm?

Giles Coran annoyed the hell out of me on that show. 

Made in America. I remember seeing it in theaters.

I don’t know why, but all I see is Donald Trump Jr. in the face. Maybe it is due to Drake’s expression.

I never noticed how much Barbara Bush-Hager looks like Karen Hughes.

Olivier Giroud

Karl Pilkington has got a head like a fucking orange.

I saw him early Sunday morning at American Social and it’s hard to wrap my head around the fact that he was dead an hour or two later.

Go Army, Beat Navy!

I tried watching épée once at a tournament. I fell asleep after watching a full minute of two people pretending they were going to attack, just bouncing towards each other then retreating. Sabre ftw.

That sounds like a plot point from Murder, She Wrote.

Marine Le Pen: That never would have happened to a real Frenchman.

He was so slimy in Murder on the Orient Express.

Well, you could try to call a type of cabbage but I don’t think you’ll get very far. The Savoy serves excellent streaky bacon by UK standards.

That’s a damn shame. It’s not the same, but do you at least have access to good pork sausage?

Call the Savoy and ask them who supplies their streaky bacon. Or see if you can find a good butcher.