I hope his family get him a proper mask soon.

I imagine he passed the fit and proper person test with flying colo(u)rs.

Dr. Leo Spaceman is someone the NFL can do business with.

Scandal is such a shit show.

I was referring to the difference between a physical gesture and something written/said.

The Hamburglar’s daughter after her father skinned Grimace to make her this outfit.

I believe a Millwall fan pled guilty to charges of shouting racist abuse a few years ago. He had to pay a fine and court fees, plus the club banned him. Another fan (Leeds?) was convicted of making monkey gestures at a black player, but that’s not quite the same thing.

No problem. That part of the rule is a bit obscure.

You can’t be offside in your own half.

You can’t be offside in your own half.

I’m surprised this hasn’t happened to Ben Carson yet.

If I ever go to Zurich, I’m staying at Baur au Lac. You never know which FIFA official will be arrested and the prices are reasonable.

It would have made a little more sense if it had said Sepp Blatter.

The President and First Family get room, but not board. They get an itemized bill every month.

Have you tried the PC version?

That’s an MRE.

Who knew José Mourinho’s influence had crossed the Atlantic?

It depends on the expense. Some activities through clubs may not be covered. Technically, they pay cadets every month depending on whether they are a Plebe, Yuk, Cow, or Firstie, and from that pay they take out the costs of room and board, uniforms, etc. I think as a Plebe you’re paid around 800 dollars/month, but you…

I thought Blanc and Ronaldo were briefly teammates at United, but maybe they were separated by a year.

Are those eyebrows on his hat?