Old man cancels cloud

This is a great point. These premature infants should not have taken those hostages, and even though I’m generally against the death penalty, these premature newborns committed a war crime when, as premature newly born children who can’t walk, talk, think, or do anything except be a passive recipient of life saving…

It is so weirdly staged with the way characters act, speak, move and smile. Like they are walking to the spot, waiting 3 seconds, saying mechanical dialogue mechanically, wait 3 seconds, reply, end scene.

It’s no less constructive than that week-ass paragraph you typed out. Like, Obama is not actually gonna engage with them. And it’s not like he doesn’t know he’s a war criminal. He just doesn’t have to worry about ever facing consequences because the US will literally invade the Hague should an American ever be charged…

probably because they made star wars movies.

Can I have a job writing for Jalopnik if I write a piece about how my Buick doesn’t drive like a Ferrari?

With all sincerity, thank you for this. I previously thought I had a good argument and you thoroughly dismantled it. Not to be corny but your students are lucky to have you as a teacher.

Yes, and I will defend that decision to the ground. It is a pedagogically sound decision. My role as a professor is to foster critical thinking and knowledge formation in all of my students. To do that, we need a classroom community where students feel free and safe. Too often, critiques like yours fail to truly take…

Oh no, you guys. This Star Wars show expects the viewer to like Star Wars. Terrible.

“...argued over dinner at a restaurant...”

The Depp incels are a deeply disturbed bunch. That’s for sure.

So he needs to be a controlling asshole? That’s not the vibe he was selling when he endlessly posted about her. I think her point here is that he’s the opposite of what he wants the public to see him as. I think we also need to know the difference between boundaries and rules. They’re not the same. 

Nah, it’s typical deranged misogyny. Imagine following a professional surfer’s Instagram, liking a bunch of her surfing pics, then once you start dating her, going back through all of her pics and sending her specific ones to take down because you think they’re too revealing and pretending that she violated your…

You are a fucking piece of shit 

Take it easy on the sad little creep. He’s probably pissed because Andrew Tate’s charges got increased again.

Easy there Incel-osaurus rex

He doesn’t give a fuck about you bro 💀 simping for celebrities online will never not be funny to me

Cousineau falling for a sting using one of his former students whom he doesn’t remember was a nice touch.

my favourite use of a time-jump is in Battlestar Galatica and in No Country for Old Men. both soooo cool.

Can you imagine them making a Red Alert movie? Feels like an easy lay-up in current conditions.