Honestly, I don’t even think she’s an 8. Maybe in some clothing, because we all know how fucked up sizing is and how you can be a size 4 in one pair of jeans and a size 12 in another, but a standard size 8? I am skeptical. Not to say she doesn’t look good, or that there is anything wrong with not being an 8, obviously.

Photo on the left: Maaaaybe because she looks petite

She might be a 4 if she has plastics. Weight loss surgery patients have a pretty destinct body shape, myself included. You have to wear larger sizes to account for extra skin. A body lift will take you down a couple of sizes but I don’t have money for that and it doesn’t look like she’s had it done. Luckily my extra…

I’m 5 feet tall and she looks bigger around the middle than I am and I’m a size 8. I’m pretty skeptical about the size 4 thing.

There is no way she is a 4 or even an 8.

that’s like kim kardashian. she claims she’s a size 2. but she’s also tiny. if you took her proportions and made her my height (almost 6 foot), she wouldn’t be a size 2.

Size 4...shoes?

“Gals”

By putting her back on the air all they are doing is validating alternative facts. They should blacklist her if she lacks credibility. I believe the colloquialism is, “Don’t feed the troll.”

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

I executed the perfect Superbowl play. I do not care about the game. So I went to the always-insanely-packed Whole Foods near me and went grocery shopping. It was DESERTED. I was the only person checking out. It was like heaven! (And then I got home in time to see Lady Gaga kill it!)

Kristi Yamaguchi > Tonya > Nancy

Let him appeal, he’ll lose again. Fuck him.

That shit was AWFUL!

The GD baked avocado with the GD egg in it.

That’s a load of shit actually. The Democrats had no reason to vote yes. Trump gains from their yes votes, but didn’t really need to have them. The Democrats voting for Trump noms are giving away any political capital they could have and they’re angering the hell out of their voters. It’s really quite stupid.

If you say so.

Fuck, it was Carson.

Wow, you sound level-headed and normal!