I got free tickets to a Stars game a few years ago. Given I have no interest in hockey, I wasn’t enthusiastic to go, but free tickets are free tickets, right?

I’ll be damned if it wasn’t actually very enjoyable. There were cheerleaders, a lot of “side-events,” etc.

I’m actually hoping that I’ll get some more tickets…

I SWEAR TO GOD KARA, SHADE COURT IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE TODAY. Bless you.

Came here to say this, star for you!

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

For what it’s worth, I’ve discovered that the less sugar & junk carbs I consume, the better I feel. And not just a little - it’s like being on antidepressants without the drugs. The trick is sticking with it of course, but it can be done. Good luck to us both all.

Ha. My now 11 year old’s first word other than mumma and dada was Obama. It was the perfect starter word. Sigh.  

Holy SHIT! I just finished a yummy toasted cheese sammich, not 15 minutes ago, I swear to god.

The 3/4 sleeves and matching gloves make her arms seem really long. Not a fan.

I am currently knitting pussy hats while I chaperone my school’s Model Arab League team. During the Inauguration ceremony, we will be eating an amazing lunch cooked by the local Islamic Women’s Society. I can’t think of anywhere more appropriate to be today. (Or any other day, for that matter.)

They have so much more grace and class than I could ever imagine having.

And there’s poor Ruth Bader Ginsberg thinking, “Now I have to survive another four years of this bullshit instead of retiring to a life of day drinking and HGTV.” I feel ya, girl.

She’s reaching for Jackie Kennedy and not quite getting it.

Melania looks amazing, but Kelleyanne’s Uncle Sam outfit - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

I work for a group at the forefront of the movement otherwise I would be too. I AM takng my dog to work, and being grateful that when I start ugly sobbing no one will think it is weird.

As one who knows literally nothing about fashion (seriously... didn’t really ‘get’ the brown belt brown shoes rules until recently... and I’m old enough I could vote for Bill Clinton).... does anyone else think the blue gloves is what screws it all up? It seems like her outfit would be more cohesive with like, white…

If I were to chug a quart of Robitussin laced with bronzer, do you think I could somehow turn this whole thing into a bad dream? Because I would totally do that.

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…