I might have already started tearing up and starting the "but he's so YOUNG!" speech.

Hot damn that kid sounds good.

That's pretty cute and fun. :)

You are a BADASS my friend! That's my goal in life, as well. I have another, like 50 pounds, but I'm coming for you, overweight rating!

I know I'm a week late to this, but I just had a major crisis. We were coming home from a road trip and the portable gas tank spilled on our suitcase, and now all our clothes smell like gasoline. I looked up how to fix it online and there's a million suggestions and I don't know which is the way to go. It's not like a…

Good gravy, you're right! That's freaking awesome! Thank you so much. :)

All right, I give, help me find it. I've been looking and no dice. Where's the pinterest integration?

I consider Father's Day to be a holiday I have no connection with, not something I've "lost" or should miss, just something with no relation to my life. My dad ignored me growing up (when he wasn't hitting me or throwing salt shakers at me) and has ignored me ever since. My first Father's Day in college, I called to…

Two plus two plus one plus one! I love Clue with a passion I normally reserve for my offspring. Please, all deities, work together for his full recovery. :(

THANK YOU. I adored my premie CPK. AND my cornsilk hair CPK. I'm so bitter over their loss there are no real words to describe it.

She seems...ungainly. Uncoordinated. And I've never seen her in a live performance where she sounds good. Dear lord, I can't believe she's famous.

Yeah. It can get worse. My ex husband proposed less than three months after the divorce was final and insisted the kids call the new wife "mom." My youngest was 18 months old at the time and only recently at age four became clear on which of us was her "real" mom.

SO, here's the thing. I don't even watch that show, but I saw that moment because they had it on in the gym locker room this morning and I have to tell you, while I was not pleased with "seen a lot of you lately" the moment I almost reached through the TV to smack his smug little pretentious face was when he was like,…

This is super duper unrelated but OMG YOUR ICON DANCES!

I agree with you, actually. When I keep a journal, I do lose weight, but that's mostly because I try to "beat" the previous day's number until I hit 400 calories or so and stop journaling for a week or so. Rinse and repeat.

NEVER EVER! Twinsies. :)

As a transplant to the south...I agree with Erin. These women sound so sweet you have to listen for the evil.

Depends on the job. My sister wanted to do that, but she's a lawyer and needs to sign her legal name on court documents, so...no. She kept her maiden and is known by her married name with friends.

First date sex led to engagement for me. Feels good. :)

Hugs. After my divorce I gained 50 pounds. I've lost a out half of it now. I've had to get a passport picture, a drivers license picture and be in a wedding at that weight. It sucks a lot.